Maid Quotes

Maid Quote of the day

Better die an old maid, sister, than marry the wrong man.

[The] maid of honor - the unambiguous, grown-up equivalent of wearing best friend necklaces.

In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.

A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.

It is the sweat of the servants that make their squire look smart.

Rich can live better than poor but they cannot live without poor.

My maid never sweeps under the bed so I asked her to do so today. Found a pen, three pairs of shoes and the man I had lost two years ago.

I am convinced that "all ladies are not the same". Some have pretty faces, others have beautiful characters. Some have facial make-ups, others have mental make-ups!

Katie, honey, you need a date for your sister’s wedding.”“I had a date, Mom. He’s marrying the bride.

Braininess is not attractive unless combined with some signs of elegance

House rule number nine. No roach shall drink or eat out of the good cups in the kitchen. The plastic cups are in the pantry.