Mail Quotes

I don't have any of the modern stuff. I don't have e-mail. I don't have a computer!

Mirth is the Mail of Anguish --

But music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail.

People have to understand that they can reject technology. They can turn off their cell phone. They can stop looking at their e-mail. It's there if they want it. It's not being forced on them.

I don't want anybody to not recognize how appreciative I am of the volume of e-mails I get.

I work for two years on a book and it comes out and two days later I've got my first e-mail: When is the next one coming out?

I believe in open government. I've always believed in open government. I don't e-mail, however. And there's a reason: I don't want you reading my personal stuff.

I don't think you're entitled to read my mail between my daughters and me.

They [Eva Braun and Adolf Hitler] never entrusted their letters to the mail. There was always a courier, someone to hand deliver their letters.

My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.

Desperation is the secret to my steady employment. I am not interested in downtime. I really like to keep working all the time and I always feel like I'm in the mail room of life; working up.

And I love the hate mail I get, the unsigned, misspelled letters I get telling me to go back to Russia or wherever.

What does this mean 'mailer daemon'? Satan, are you messing with the e-mail system already?

Yes. I am one of the graduates of the William Morris famous, famous mail room from the '60s.

If the fraud charges are proven, fraud order...is issued, a promoter can receive no funds through the mail..., shut off. All mail sent to him is returned to the sender marked 'Fraudulent'.

The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.

My invite must have gotten lost in the mail," she said venomously. "But I don't mind crashing this party. -Maximum Ride talking to Max II

I'm a kid checking mail, a kid on his cell with his questions: are we in love, Life, are we exclusive, are we forever?

I never got any kind of mail regarding whatever I did on the show.

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.

There's a lot of hate mail from readers. There's hate mail, threats, stalkers... I think that I'm bulletproof every week when I've turned something in. I think, I'm a god.

I don't go to movies, I don't own a television, I don't buy magazines and I try not to receive mail, so I'm not really aware of popular culture.

I don't really get hate mail, which surprises me, but people have better things to do than to write hate mail to somebody who writes a book about hating everything, I guess.

I don't have a Madonna-sized fan base, so I can actually e-mail and talk to everyone that e-mails me, because I am totally appreciative and I like my fans!

It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"

I don't use e-mail; I phone and fax. I think people who are hunched over their computer screens all day should get a life.

I was one of the first authors to have an active website. I'm totally obsessed with technology. I'm always looking for ways to connect with my readers. I answer all my fan mail.

I've definitely written people e-mails telling them I've loved their stories, but that seems more like a professional journalist thing to do.

E-mails are the cancer of modern business.

I saw that e-mail was insidiously invading Phones 4u so I banned it immediately.

Back in the 90s, if you did mail order in music, you could make a good living doing it if you could hustle.

I don’t e-mail, I’ve never felt the particular need to e-mail.

What was fascinating to me, is that she [Hillary Clinton] still cannot answer eloquently, answers about her e-mails, she still can't explains to me why she's not a third term of [Barack] Obama.

Because Washington state now votes by mail, elections here tend to play out, at an agonizingly slow speed, over many days and, sometimes, weeks.

I'm an e-mail junkie though I'm trying to read my in-box only twice a day and to answer all at once.

Frankly, the people probably most interested in having computer lists on disk are junk mail vendors and solicitors.

Work out problems in person, not on e-mail.

With the mailorder, I wake up in the morning, I check my e-mail, process the orders, and then I just print everything out. And then for the rest of the day it's actually sitting with paper.

I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.

It's weird talking about projects as an actor because you're so in them. I would prefer to write a paper and deliver it to everyone via e-mail.

People will now go to films with subtitles, you know. They're not afraid of them. It's one of the upsides of text-messaging and e-mail. Maybe the only good thing to come of it.

All the new technology seems redundant to me. I was quite happy with the United States mail service. And, I don't even have an answering machine, for God's sake.

The jumbo jet is the airborne equivalent of the interstate highway...One might as well be stuffed into a cartridge and shot through a pneumatic tube, like interoffice mail.

Every girl on the planet was familiar to one-last-time e-mail checks.

I text my girlfriends. I look at Facebook. I check my e-mail. If I'm away from the news cycle more than a few hours, I feel out of touch.

I'm always afraid that I'm being unprofessional, yet I continue to sign all my e-mails 'xoxo.'

The Mail Online is like carbs - you know you shouldn't but you do. Probably two or three times a day.

I'm used to rereading e-mails, even, before sending them - a bit compulsive. So this is high speed roller coaster for me!

I'm not sticking up for white kids - I'm going to have a barrage of hate mail - but it's true. If you're poor, you're really poor.