Mama Quotes

Mama, why do I always fall for the crazy ones?

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

The ranks of society are once again filled with Ambitious Mamas, whose only aim is to see their Darling Daughters married off to Determined Bachelors

Good for you, Ethan." That's what my poor mama would've said. Ma'am.

In Gypsy [Rose Lee] the musical, her mother, 'Mama Rose', is portrayed as a slightly eccentric, pushy, ambitious stage mother, but that version doesn't come close to the truth.

Do you think everybody misses somebody? Like I miss my mama?” “Mmmm-hmmm,” said Gloria. She closed her eyes. “I believe, sometimes, that the whole world has an aching heart.

Honesty, like my mama always says, is always the best policy.

My family is really, really Southern - I had two uncle Bubbas, and grandparents that we called Big Mama and Big Daddy.

Beautiful as seemed mama's face, it became more lovely when she smiled and seemed to enliven everything about her.

Mama was crying, and the rain made it seem as if the whole world was crying.

If anything, people think it's cool that I'm still working. I'm proud to be a working mama in this world.

Mama says that satisfaction isn't what I should search for. Respect is. Respect? I detest that word. Probably because in this world you have to respect the wrong people for the wrong reasons.

The schools can't cover all the values that go along with how you handle your money. For example, a financial literacy class might not teach me to hate debt the way my grandmother, Big Mama did.

I'm a tough guy, but I'm a good guy, I'm durable because when you play football they want you being tough, not just because you sprain your ankle crying "Mama, mama!"

I had a plan ever since I was nine years old, when I said "Mama, I'm a buy you a nice house and pretty dresses." That was the plan, that was my goal.

I wouldn't want to do a 'Maury Povich' show. Baby daddy! Who's your daddy? Who's your mama? I wouldn't want to do that kind of show.

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.

He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care.

When Mama prayed, lives were changed. Not much more than five foot tall, but mountains big and small crumbled all away.

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze. I got a big fat mama trying to break me.

We all love being outdoors. Grandma was in her garden or fishing; Mama loves to fish and I love to be outside. We all love the Lord.

Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.

How could I have been a wife, a mother and a singer? Who takes care of the piccolini when you go around the world? Your children would not call you Mama, but Renata.

My mama used to say, 'Are you sad? Then just wait a minute.

Surprise, dickhead, Mama forgot to tell you a few things about me. (Zarek)

I was so obsessed with 2Pac. He was one of the first rappers I heard. "Dear Mama" was one of the first tracks I ever memorized.

We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.

Mama gives you money for Sunday school, you trade yours for candy after church is through.

You can call me Mama T anytime.

My mama taught me that anything worth doing in life should be a little scary.

Look, as my mama always said, 'One monkey don't stop no show.

My mama was a rocker way back in fifty-three, buys them old records that they sell on TV.

Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty, been drinking liquor out of Mama's titty.

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.

Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

She doesn't need your money. Even a penniless fool like you can make her fall in love with you. That's just miracle.

My mother is my friendWho shares with me her breadAll my hopelessness cured!Her company makes me secured!

Black Moms create magic, so that makes me magical.

My mama told me If you're the smartest person in the room then you're in the wrong room.

It just be life, that's all. Ain't nothin' happened to you, ain't happened to most women whether they care to admit it or not. You strong, Babygirl. You a woman. You gotta be.

She's your mother. I asked, Plus, you do look a bit like her. When you're angry, you both get these tense lines around your mouth...Look, there they are.