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Mark Twain Quotes: "Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."

Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.



Mark Twain Quotes: "A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught and fixed forever."

A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught and fixed forever.




Mark Twain Quotes: "Honesty: The best of all the lost arts."

Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.



Mark Twain Quotes: "The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow."

The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.




Mark Twain Quotes: "Wagner’s music is better than it sounds."

Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals."

Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.



Mark Twain Quotes: "A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught."

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.




Mark Twain Quotes: "Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt."

Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.




Mark Twain Quotes: "The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying."

The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.



Mark Twain Quotes: "You can't pray a lie--I found that out."

You can't pray a lie--I found that out.



Mark Twain Quotes: "It was a dreadful thing to see. Humans beings can be awful cruel to one another."

It was a dreadful thing to see. Humans beings can be awful cruel to one another.




Mark Twain Quotes: "There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics."

There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company."

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.



Mark Twain Quotes: "It don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway."

It don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Some people scorn a cat and think it not an essential"

Some people scorn a cat and think it not an essential



Mark Twain Quotes: "For I never care to do a thing in a quiet way"

For I never care to do a thing in a quiet way



Mark Twain Quotes: "When people do not respect us we are sharply offended"

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended



Mark Twain Quotes: "The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much"

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much



Mark Twain Quotes: "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use."

Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.




Mark Twain Quotes: "If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain"

If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain



Mark Twain Quotes: "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint."

Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.



Mark Twain Quotes: "...why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much― Mark Twain ...that's why ..."

...why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much― Mark Twain ...that's why ...



Mark Twain Quotes: "Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results."

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.



Mark Twain Quotes: "Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it."

Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it.




Mark Twain Quotes: "To believe yourself brave is to be brave"

To believe yourself brave is to be brave



Mark Twain Quotes: "The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures"

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures




Mark Twain Quotes: "All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence"

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence



Mark Twain Quotes: "Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very"

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very