Married Quotes

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

I've actually considered going with my married name, Julia Hall, but all the paperwork.

The year I married my American husband, I won the lottery - and I tried to give it to somebody else, because I was already approved - not the money lottery, the immigration lottery.

An isolated outbreak of virginity is a rash on the face of society. It arouses only pity from the married, and embarrassment from the single.

I know I will never have an affair with a married man again.

I'm not saying to be happy you must be married. Nor am I saying that to be happy you need children. I'm saying that if you opt for children - be you man or woman - you have to take care of them.

I seemed to belong to three countries: I had an apartment in Paris, a house in Hollywood, and when I married British theater director Peter Hall, I moved to London.

I'm drawn to women who live in a world different from my own. I don't believe you have to marry someone from your own backyard. James Joyce married a woman who never read any of his books.

Thus grief still treads upon the heels of pleasure; Married in haste, we may repent at leisure.

I was once married to a woman who could eat anything and tell you what was in it: the most complicated recipes. Her memory of taste - now that's what I call memory!

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes.

I'm not one of those people who are desperate to get married.

Don't be married to a line or verse if it can't rhyme, fit the meter, or doesn't fit the outline.

The happily married man with a large family is the test pilot for me.

I tell my children, shut up and let me speak. What I've learned, I have been married for 45 years and in my own family It is that I've learned to stop being judgmental, to listen.

I found the right man, got married, and just had to keep not reinventing myself, just deciding that it doesn't matter what you are if you are a good person.

I've never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others' properties.

Now is the one time in my life I can be 100% selfish. I'm not married; I don't have kids; I can focus on my career.

But then, you know, I'm very happy, I've got to this stage in my life and I'm not dead. I haven't got married and divorced and done all that palimony business, you know all that mess.

My two elder sisters married Englishmen and went abroad.

Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

[Marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without despair to get in, and those within despair of getting out.

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

I was married when I was 17. I knew nothing. I was full of romance.

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.

I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married. Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present. He that has no children brings them up well

I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger.

I get nice letters, but really I have no idea. I just try to enthuse people. You've been married for 31 years.

What has the women’s movement learned from Geraldine Ferraro’s candidacy for vice president? Never get married.

By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time.

I would never have ever dreamed that I would get married again and then all of a sudden you meet somebody. That's the thing about life. It can be so unexpected.

I find, by experience, that the mind and the body are more than married, for they are most intimately united; and when one suffers, the other sympathizes.

Anybody who's been married to a man for forty odd years knows he's all talk.

Wise married women don't trouble themselves about infidelity in their husbands.

When I was 15, I started playing first class cricket and always dreamt of being a Test cricketer, wanted to do something for the country, married in 1995, have 2 kids it's been great.

If you gave me a choice between being married and being a baseball player, that's a no-brainer. I would be married any day. I just love it.

I was very strongly influenced by women's magazines and I really believed tha a woman could not be married and raise a family and have a successful career all at the same time.

He that marries is like the dogs who was married to the Adriatic. He knows not what there is in that which he marries; mayhap treasures and pearls, mayhap monsters and tempests, await him.

I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I'm 98 percent real.

All right, so call me Miss Cliche of 1960, but the thing about the married ones that always spooks me is how sweet and attentive they are at first, when they're on the prowl.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.

I asked my Dad once, "How did you and Mum stay married for 33 years?" He said. "Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time.

I'll tell you what divorce hasn't taught me. It didn't teach me not to get married again.

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend.