Married Quotes

I think a man can have two, maybe three, affairs while he is married. But three is the absolute maximum. After that, you're cheating.

I hate married men. They never make any sacrifices to the arts, but are always thinking of their duties to their wives and families or some rubbish of that sort.

My life really began when I married my husband.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

Why haven't I got a husband and children?" mused Greta Garbo to the Dutchess of Windsor, "I never met a man I could marry.

The best part about being married is feeling centered. Nothing else matters so much as long as you can come home and be with your family.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

May was young and beautiful, we were legally married, but she was caught in the prison of my skin.

President Johnson and I have a lot in common. We were both born in small towns and we're both fortunate in the fact that we think we married above ourselves.

I am married and happy. My only wish is that nothing will change.

Justin Bieber and I are going to get married some day. I also like Tom Cruise. He's very classy.

We got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout.

A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.

Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.

Gertrude Stein really thought of Hemingway as frail. He almost married Stein.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

"Married with Children" was racy, it was sexist, it was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.

I played with dolls until I was 15. My mother encouraged it because my older sister got married when she was 15, so Mom thought that the longer I stayed with dolls, the better.

Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

Pity the married couple who expect too much from one another.

Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.

When joy and prayer are married, their first born child is gratitude.

It's true what they say - all the good men are married. But it's marriage that makes them good.

There are two things we cannot do alone. One is to be married and the other is to be a Christian.

Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.

The goal of every married couple, indeed, every Christian home, should be to make Christ the Head, the Counselor and the Guide.

I'm married to the theater but my mistress is the films.

I didn’t marry The One, I married this one, and the two of us became one.

For you wake one day, look around and say, somebody wonderful married me.

How can you learn unconditional love if you’re married to a woman who meets all your conditions?

You would think that a rock star being married to a super-model would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.

Obviously, the ultimate dream is to be married for life.

Jail is a good experience but it has its drawbacks ... all the disadvantages of married life with none of its compensations.

I'm married but the special man is my dog, Henry.

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them.

I was married to a state of mind and I divorced it

I have never been married, but that doesn't mean that I didn't mate. As you get older you get too many bad habits. Who is ever going to put up with me?

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

I'll likely be married to the soldier mob for better and for worse to live and to die.

It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

It's a rare man who can stand being around an intelligent woman, let alone married to her.

Every woman is entitled to an opinion and the right to express that opinion-especially to the man she's married to.

Mothers and unmarried women and married women, they're all welcomed in the Trump White House, and he's made that very clear to me.

Thoughtfulness is like a glue that hold a married couple together. Be creative and consistent in finding thoughtful ways to show your spouse that you love them and they are always on your mind.

When you end up happily married, even the failed relationships have worked beautifully to get you there.

Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.