Married Quotes

If I did not have my wife, I wouldn't be married, I wouldn't have the life that I have and I wouldn't have my wonderful baby boy who's not a baby anymore - he's going to be eight-years-old.

Sharon Stone has the kind of face I'd leave my wife for. Since I'm not married, I'll have to leave someone else's wife.

I'm so happy for anyone who chooses to get married! I want more people to join the club.

We thought the Duke would have been pleased if the King's Majesty would have married his daughter, but nothing came of that--' Squints, and has freckles,' said Caspian. Oh, poor girl,' said Lucy.

I think a lot of people are married to people that they're not romantic with anymore. I just didn't ever marry anybody that I then had to get divorced from. We break up. We move on.

I was never the girl that grew up saying I want to get married. I actually told my parents to not expect me to get married.

I can't say whether or not I'll ever get married again, but I'm open to the possibility.

I was schooled at home, then didn't go to university because I married when I was 17. I didn't go into work until late in my life.

As a matter of fact [my mother] is very happily married. To a very nice southern gentleman named Roanoke - her first non-Jewish husband, as she likes to say.

In Hawaii, there are 50-year-old grandfathers, because they got married so early.

I would have given it up--all of it up--to be married to you for a day. A day that would never have come. You are a reminder--a reminder of everything I am losting. The Life I will not have.

The way I grew up, when you're married, you have to stay married together.

Women are the volatile vote at the end-particularly independent, non-college-educated married women.

Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.

My wife's married. I'm not.

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

I'm happy for people who want to get married but it's not my thing. I'm extremely happy in my relationship and I would love to have kids.

Reader, I literally married him.

my uncle ... had the misfortune to be ever touched in his brain, and, as a convincing proof, married his maid, at an age when he and she both had more occasion for a nurse than a parson.

You got married recently to a rapper. It doesn't take them long to impregnate women.

There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.

I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.

I just wanted my daughter to grow up, get married, have children and get divorced like everyone else.

Sadly, the timing's never been right. There have been men who would have married me but I didn't feel the same, and vice versa.

I've had four amazing men in my life, very strong, powerful, wonderful men. I certainly will have a relationship with someone but I don't think I will get married again.

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.

I'm married, I'm monogamous, but I'm not dead, and Bill isn't either.

I'm not getting within 20 feet of a married man ever again - not even talking to one!

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.

I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.

I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are.

Indeed in the full flush of journalistic passion and conviction I once told an interviewer that of course I would never get married. And I most definitely would never have children.

A great need a mother has to know that her daughters will find somebody or will be okay in life. That's very primal as they get older. You know, you should get married, you should have children.

I'm married to the person I fell in love with.

Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.

Your troubles will always bve my troubles,so long as were married.

I almost never get lonely. I love being alone. I'm glad I'm married, and I love my wife. But there's never been a situation in my life where my unhappiness was based on loneliness.

I married someone whom I was close friends with first. I think that was a really good move.

I had a high-flying career. Never wanted to get married. All I wanted to do was have some fun.

I've never felt any particular desire to be married.

If I ever get married myself, it’ll be in jeans.

My wife and I just started listening to the late Beethoven Quartets together, an activity I recommend for all married couples, but that doesn't really mean that I'm finished reading.

'La Dolce Vita' made we want to go to Rome and, if not jump into the Trevi Fountain, at least watch someone else do it. Maybe that's why I married an Italian...!

I've always said that I expected to grow up and get married like any nice southern girl, but the fact is you don't get married in the abstract. You find someone that you'd like to be married to.

It’s funny – my married friends tell me all the time, 'What you have is so much easier.' When you’re doing it on your own, you don't have to [argue over] how you're raising the kids.

I was just going at this career - boom, boom, boom! Then all of a sudden, at 38, Oh, my God - I forgot to get married!

Is marriage for ever? I think you get married with the intention that it will be, but who knows?

If it's not working before you get married, marriage isn't going to fix it.

And so I think I got married because I thought that a ring would lock that love in forever, because it's very scary when it is just your feelings holding you together