Married Quotes

Be sure your sins will find you out, especially if you're married and her name's Bertha

I have a weird vision of relationships because my parents have known each other since second grade, and they got married right out of college.

Suggesting a married Jesus is one thing, but questioning the Resurrection undermines the very heart of Christian belief.

If a man dreams about sleeping with Marilyn Monroe, he's certainly entitled to that. But when he wakes up, he has to acknowledge that he is married to someone else.

I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me.

I married an excellent parent, but I'm not sure that I've made a great parent.

Dating means doing a lot of fun things you will never do again if you get married. The fun stops with marriage because you're trying to save money for when you split up your property.

I think getting married and then running away for 10 months would be an absolute disaster.

And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl

Between married persons, the cement of friendship is by the laws supposed so strong as to abolish all division of possessions: andhas often, in reality, the force ascribed to it.

Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.

According to a new survey, people who get divorced die early. People who stay married live longer. The difference is they just wish they were dead.

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?

My parents have seen their ups-and-downs but are still married after 40 years, so that's something.

I loved Frank [O'Connor], he was wonderful...just don't get on his bad side. I don't think I would have wanted to marry him, but I probably should have since I married idiots anyway.

Joe DiMaggio was quite mean to Marilyn Monroe when they were married. But after she died, he did tend to her grave, which made up for it.

I am lucky enough to be married to a guy who tells me I look beautiful every day.

... he was sunset against the mountains, strong, vibrant, dangerous, and yet somehow sheltering, protective. And married. Picnic, meet rain.

Long-married couples balance their checkbooks as a substitute for love-making, or they refuse each other love by protesting one another's financial error or excess.

I never felt comfortable about my looks until I married Reed Vreeland. I believe in love at first sight because that's what it was. I knew the moment our eyes met that we would marry.

I don’t think I will get married,” Polly said as she stood up. “I’m going to train to be a hero instead.

Any woman who marries an Italian must accept the undeniable fact that she has also married his mother.

People should get married at the end of the road, not the beginning.

I married somebody half my age, and everybody thought I was crazy, but she is just an absolute angel.

The wonder is not that some married people are less happy than they hoped to be, but that any married people, out of the honeymoon, or even in it, are ever happy at all.

It was fashionable, youre supposed to be a married lady, so I did.

I got married because it was the right time and the right thing to do.

Perhaps it would really be rather dull to be married and settled for life. Liar! It would be heaven.

If people can live openly and be equal, then you have to have a pretty strong reason to say they can't get married.

When there's a war, people get married.

What an age do we live in, when 'tis a miracle if in ten couples that are married, two of them live so as not to publish to the world that they cannot agree.

J-Lo finally married into her own music genre. Crappy music.

Obviously, anyone who has seen Mr. and Mrs. Smith knows that husband and wife married spies is something that I find particularly interesting.

Films portraying successful black people getting married are great, but films that only show one aspect of our culture, bother me.

You don't sign up for a divorce when you get married. It's very painful. But it's taught me a great deal about myself.

Before I got married, I never really watched TV. Now, my husband and I watch 'The Bachelor' together. I love 'The Soup' - that's where I get a lot of my pop culture - and 'Chelsea Lately.

someones married their everyones laughed their cryings and did their dance (sleep wake hope and then) they said their nevers they slept their dream

Science had married the wilderness and was taming the savage shrew.

Apuleius married a rich widow, then wrote _The Golden Ass_.

Married couples who quarrel bitterly every day may really need each other as deeply as those who appear to be desperately in love.

I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.

The trouble with many married people is that they are trying to get more out of marriage than there is in it.

I'll play a character who is getting married to a woman to avoid the draft. Ultimately they fall in love with each other, but at first it's only out of practicality.

I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married.

I would have made different choices. You know, I might have married somebody else.

You almost can't wait too long [to get married]. The longer you wait, the better off you are going to be. And the happier your kids are going to be, and the happier a mom you are going to be.

I have not laughed since I married.

I like being married. I like taking care of people, having someone to make dinner for.

Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.

Talk to each other. Never go to bed when you're angry with each other. Lady Antonia Frasier who was married to Harold Pinter said they never went to bed on an argument.