Married Quotes

I was very young when we got married and I don't know why it worked out like it did or how I was smart enough to know that this was the right guy, but somehow I got lucky.

I'm supposed to be, I am an artist. Yes, I'm lonely. But I'm married to my loneliness.

People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for, like, five minutes.

I don't see how being married could be any worse than listening to you talk for twenty years, but that still ain't much of a recommendation for it.

When you're married with kids, you just think differently.

As I get older, the character evolves tremendously because I'm married and have kids now and realize certain things are not funny anymore. I threw them out of my act.

I left our home to work on a movie, and while I was away, my boyfriend [Billy Bob Thorton] got married, and I've never heard from him again.

That's your life. Get used to it. Don't get mad at me- you married him.

If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.

Tell that to the BTK killer,” I said. “He was a churchgoer, raised two kids, married, and resisted the urge to kill for decades. He was a person, but he was a monster, too

The reason you get married is to be together, not to be separated.

I never believed marriage was a lasting institution . . . I thought that to be married for five years was to be married forever.

I fairly often have thought how lucky I was. I knew everybody because I was married to Bogie, and that 25-year difference was the most fantastic thing for me to have in my life.

But I've married a deeply sensible person who is extremely good at talking me down from my various ledges, and who takes care of me in a billion ways.

I am now officially married to Fred Hargrove. Nothing will ever be the same.

Honestly, ever since I've been married, the part of a job as an actress where you have to kiss other people, I find totally bizarre.

I'm not sure I ever want to get married.

At my age, no one is married, no one has kids, no one has a career.

Here's what I have to say about being married: someday you will look at him, hating him with every fibre of your being, wishing that he would die the most violent death possible. It will pass.

Not to speak for Jason [Benjamin], but he's a straight married dude with two kids.

My mother married three times. My dad is... I don't really have one. I mean, he does exist, but I have zero relationship with him.

I've been married for 17 years and you know how the actors say, "It's really technical. Those scenes are not sexy. They're just so technical. It's like work." And I'm like, "That's bullshit."

For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my own. Then it dawned on me: That's not what I think; that's what married people think.

My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School. Something, somehow, didn't get passed on to my generation.

I'm married. Who cares about me?

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer.

Getting too much advice from your partner is a little bit like...it can cause conflict. As much as you're married, you're still an individual and you still have your own self of yourself.

YEAH! It's really hard to write heart broken songs when you're happily married

I want to get married before I'm 30. And I'd like to win an Oscar before then.

I went from being married to living on my own in L.A., to having a new boyfriend and just being totally self-sufficient and super independent. It's awesome. I love it!

I don't really believe that you need to be married to someone to be their life partner.

If all the priests go we all want to be married and the pope goes all priests should be married than I say go for it.

i would rather be married to broken jade than flawless clay

But I don't think there's any reason to get married again, especially after what I've been through.

I feel lucky because most of my friends aren't married. So I don't feel that, 'oh, step on it, you're thirty.'

When I was discharged, I attended the University of Paris and met a beautiful Parisian girl, Janine. We soon married and eventually returned to the States.

It is a matter of life and death for married people to interrupt each others stories; for it they did not, they would burst.

I was married when I wasn't quite 14 and had four babies by the time I was 18.

I've been married to the same man for all this time. The way we fight sometimes, you can tell.

I bet you went on one date and wanted to get married.

I married her just because she looks like you.

But I married a guy who treated me very badly, but I was happy. I was miserable, so I was happy.

To some people, the fact that I am not married, or don't have children, would be the reason I have written a book on punctuation.

A married woman has the same natural right to acquire and hold property, and to make all contracts that she is mentally competent to make reasonably, as has a married man, or any other man.

I got married, I really waited a long time - three days after I graduated.

I think there probably was a time when I was less provocative. That's when I was married.

when we're married, can we go to the ocean? I've never been

No black person married to a white person can speak for me!

I hate to get gender essentialist, but I'm starting to think that a lot of married men have some sort of heterosexually induced dentistry aversion.

An adult woman should not be so possessive of her own birthday that she begrudges her friends the chance to get married on the same day.