Married Quotes

I don't believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn't been told about it. It's like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn't been told it existed.

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

I remember being married to John Barry and trying to be the best wife in the world.

It's no accident that I'm not married and don't have kids yet.

Married to the game. If we're dancing with the devil at least teach us how to dance when the son of making dollars.

I've never been married, and I've never been divorced. But I have had some very serious relationships. I was engaged twice. The way that those relationships ended, it was very very heartbreaking.

I haven't decided when I'll get married.

I believe that everyone has the fundamental right to head to city hall with the person they love and get married. Period.

My sister got lucky, married a yuppie, and took him for all he was worth. Now she's a swinger dating a singer, I can't decide which is worse.

I think between the ages of 15 and 32, don't worry about getting married, don't worry about settling down, don't worry about having a baby. Give birth to yourself.

Sexual touch is the dessert of married life!

I lived in a world where I didn't share the love for my stepfather that my mother shared for him. She married him.

My mom raised me to be clean, so it's in my nature. I have two little girls and I'm married but we've got a nanny and a maid.

My wife called me a mule. She once said, "I didn't marry a man; I married a mule!" I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.

In those days, young stars, male and female, were all virgins until married, and if divorced, they returned magically to that condition.

A successful marriage is a decision. You decide whether it's going to work, and then you turn around and you've been married 45 years.

A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.

I do see myself settling down, getting married and having kids. But when I think about a family life in the future there's rarely a man involved which is kind of weird.

All I want to do really is get married and be a matriarch.

I was ever of the opinion, that the honest man who married and brought up a large family, did more service than he who continued single, and only talked of population.

I started my ministry when I was 19, I was pastoring at 22 and I got married when I was 24, so I was building at such a young age and that fight, that dream and tenacity is still in me.

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happy married life.

I married an archeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.

Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.

If I get married one day, or meet the girl I like, I’ll prepare 100m to 150m of candles, or maybe red carpet

If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.

When I'm married I want to be single, and when I'm single I want to be married.

Ever since I got married I've been thinking night and day about whose fault it was, and every time I think about it, out comes a new fault to eat up the old one; but always there's a fault left.

Three of my children married Jewish people. One did not and that marriage didn't last more than half a dozen years or so. The others are still very close.

A really good detective never gets married.

The happiness of married life depends upon making small sacrifices with readiness and cheerfulness.

I've noticed that people who get married cease to be curious.

Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.

Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married couples the best Valentine's Day gift possible, elimination from the most unfair of taxes, the marriage tax penalty.

In a husband, there is only a man; in a married woman, there is a man, a father, a mother and a woman.

In any case, I married Feroze Gandhi. Once I get an idea in my head, no one in the world can make me change my mind.

Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate... being alone.

Wisdom married to immortal verse.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'm not looking for it. What I can say about my divorce and my failed engagement is that I learned where my bar is.

He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistence. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.

The popular definition of tragedy is heavy drama in which everyone is killed in the last act, comedy being light drama in which everyone is married in the last act.

I was always unlawful; I broke the law when I was born because my parents weren't married.

A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married.

I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about divorce. It is always a threat, admittedly or not, and such a dire threat that it is almost a dirty word.

I never slept alone until I was married.

It is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way of having it.

[On the United States:] A nation which does not appreciate that the simple elocution exercise 'Merry Mary married hairy Harry' contains not one but three vowel sounds.

Married people should be best friends; no relationship on earth needs friendship as much as marriage

Being married to a daughter of India is a natural complement of my being in this country for 30 years. My roots are very much in this country, even though I remain a Westerner.

Words and pictures are yin and yang. Married, they produce a progeny more interesting than either parent.