Married Quotes
Married people should be best friends; no relationship on earth needs friendship as much as marriage
It is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way of having it.
I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about divorce. It is always a threat, admittedly or not, and such a dire threat that it is almost a dirty word.
I was always unlawful; I broke the law when I was born because my parents weren't married.
The popular definition of tragedy is heavy drama in which everyone is killed in the last act, comedy being light drama in which everyone is married in the last act.
If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing.
An otherwise happily married couple may turn a mixed doubles game into a scene from Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.
Married or Single? There is no good choice. It's like when your doctor says, 'Ointment?' or 'Suppositories'?
Being single isn't the cause of loneliness, and marriage is not necessarily the cure. There are many lonely married people as well.
according to the old joke, married people are often like little boys bathing, who cry with chattering teeth to the boys on the shore, 'Do come in, it's so warm' - it is not always warm.
Even among the married, sexual satisfaction must not be sought in a way which disregards man's character as a person and degrades him to the animal level.
Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.
Marriage was invented to make girls miserable. I will never get married again, not ever again.
We really didn't talk a whole lot about relationships. I believe I asked if he had ever been married, and he said no.
If I knew where the good songs came from, I’d go there more often. It’s a mysterious condition. It’s much like the life of a Catholic nun. You’re married to a mystery.
I feel like I'm married to what I do, to the streets. And I feel like when the streets are mad, it's serious.
The best part about being married is that feeling of being a team. All couples have ups and downs, so having someone you trust is priceless
The amazing thing is that I'm sane. I'm not bitter. I'm not drugged out. I'm not broke. I'm still married to the same guy. My children don't hate me.
If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
I'm a one-woman guy. I think that if you can find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with, you should marry them instantly, and try to stay married.
It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.
Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family. I'm going to be married and buried there.
if you get married they think you're finished and if you are without a woman they think you're incomplete.
Don’t nurture a sense of guilt; rather, nurture a sense of responsibility married with a sense of humility.
Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work?
When Michael Jackson, a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich, white woman, married Elvis Presley's daughter the Scientologist. Makes you proud to be an American, dudn't it?
Being married is like having somebody permanently in your corner. It feels limitless, not limited.
I've got a lot of back-up because my father was a Catholic, my mother was a Protestant, I was educated by Jews and I'm married to a Muslim. So I won't lose out on a technicality.
I met Peter Sellers when I was 21 and we got married ten days later. He was not right mentally, but I hung in there for four years before I left.
If you help yourself to the benefits of being married when you are single, you're likely to help yourself to the benefits of being single when you're married.
When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.
Luck is one of the most important things in the world and really has a role to play in everything, and in marriage, I've been lucky enough to be married to the same girl for all these years.
And since I just turned 32, I'm thinking about getting married, having a family, and that's very difficult to do on the road as a correspondent.
As soon as my mother saw my father, she said, "Oh! I think I'm gonna marry that man." That's the reason I've been married four times, because I think it's that easy ... it really is not.
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
Kids today don't want to get married. Too many of their friends have been married and divorced already. They just don't believe in it