Married Quotes
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
Tell me my copy is missing the last twenty pages or something. Hazel Grace, tell me I have not reached the end of this book. OH MY GOD DO THEY GET MARRIED OR NOT OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS?!
I never got married anyway, because I wasn't particularly keen on accepting the responsibility of another person.
I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.
I learned the truth at seventeen, That love was meant for beauty queens, And high school girls with clear skinned smiles, Who married young and then retired.
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.
There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married I never cheated. But I made up for it when I wasn't married. You have to keep your hand in.
A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.
It was never my intention to marry anybody. Economics are basically the only reason to get married, but I'm very glad I did it.
Whether you're married or not, relationships - and the satisfaction tied to them - are extremely important for increasing men's and women's quality of life.
I'll never get married again, and I always hate to say never to anything, but I will never marry again.
I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.
Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her 'wife.
If they are unsuccessful in married life, who suffers more the bitter consequences of poverty than the wife? But if successful, she has not a dollar to call her own.
If love is not married to wisdom (or if goodness is not married to truth), it cannot accomplish anything.
No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and Laura were really married in real life. You know, a lot of people believed that.
I'm married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the strange male brain.
If I had done everything I was supposed to, I'd be leading the league in homers, have the highest batting average, have given $100,000 to the Cancer Fund and be married to Marie Osmond.
It is now well known, however, that men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married.
All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love.
Being married is kind of like being a Ken-doll; you don't get to dress yourself anymore.
Getting married is the boldest and most idealistic thing that most of us will ever do.
Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.
Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
I'm spontaneous. I jump in. I kind of like getting married and then getting to know each other; I know that it sounds incredibly strange, but to me, it's a more natural process.
There are a couple of times I would've liked to have married. I think I made a mistake, especially once.
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.
When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding - but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment.
Women cannot receive even the most palpably judicious suggestion without arguing it; that is, married women.
To be manager of the Yankees under the malevolent dictatorship of George Steinbrenner is like being married to Zsa Zsa Gabor - the union is short and sweet.
Metallica is the world to me - it always has been, and that's not going to change. I'm married to Metallica.
We need the wisdom of women, and the experience of married people and parents, and the depth of the contemplative if we are to be formed as preachers.
My hobbies have varied over the years. There were a whole set of new ones before I got married. Now I spend as much time with my wife, who is my best friend.
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
I was afraid of marriage. I had the impression married life would take up all my time. I saw myself drowning in visits and parties. No freedom.
The trouble is people leave too much to luck. They get married and then trust to luck. They should be sure in the first place.
When you get married, your loyalty, first and foremost, is to your spouse, and to the family that you create together.