Mayonnaise Quotes

Mayonnaise Quote of the day

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Europe's the mayonnaise all right, but America supplies the good old lobster.

I have always wanted to write a book that ended with the word 'mayonnaise.

I said Yo Jay, I can rap. And I spit this rap that said I'm killin' ya'll *****s on this lyrical sh*t, mayonnaise colored benz, I push miracle whips.

I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.

Life's like a mayonnaise soda.

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.

Mayonnaise is a lot like men, it can make everything much better, adding flavor and ease to your life. Or, it can just be sticky and gross and make you nauseous"- "Keeping the Moon

It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise.

Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn't.

I remember the stink of the liverwurst. How I was put on a platter and laid between the mayonnaise and the bacon. The rhythm of the refrigerator had been disturbed.

In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves.

We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.

My favorite snack would have to be Fritos, no doubt about it. Fritos and mayonnaise. I know. Really healthy, isn't it?

Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside.

My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar.

I thought a great line in the What Just Happened movie said, "We're just the mayonnaise."