Mean Girls Quotes

Mean Girls Quote of the day

"Uncertainty" is NOT "I don't know." It is "I can't know." "I am uncertain" does not mean "I could be certain."

When I say work I only mean writing. Everything else is just odd jobs.

Most children turn out badly because they have the wrong parental image. This doesn't mean their parents are criminal. It means they are boring and cruel.

If someone is mean, harmful, or evil, they're out of my life. I cross them out.

Just because you are different does not mean that you have to be rejected

I'm just not comfortable with that society stuff. I mean, we were just invited to the White House, but my husband won't take me because he knows I don't want to go.

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'

I really wanted to be nasty and mean and bad. It's so much easier than being the good girl

Pretty, and you may be talented, but nobody will remember that if you're mean.

I work from awkwardness. By that I mean I don't like to arrange things. If I stand in front of something, instead of arranging it, I arrange myself.

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if your conduct is mean and paltry; for whatever a man's actions are, such must be his spirit.

A servant of God has but one Master. It ill becomes the servant to seek to be rich, and great, and honored in that world where his Lord was poor, and mean, and despised.

I mean I'm not smarter than the market, but I can recognize a good tape and a bad tape. I recognize when it's right and when it's wrong and that's what my strength is.

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

Well, I mean, the real attack on truth is tabloid journalism in the United States.

I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

Whenever anyone says, 'theoretically', they really mean, 'not really'.

I mean, what are they scared of? Who's going to vote for anyone from the Communist Party, for God's sake?

What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows watching TV and my mom brings me soup - that's good in bed.

Foreign policy can mean several things, not only foreign policy in the narrow sense. It can cover foreign policy, relations with the developing world, and enlargement as well.

Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down.

Then came a big strike. About 100 girls went out. The result was a victory, which netted us - I mean the girls - $2 increase in our wages on the average.

The process of receiving information for me is seeing, hearing, and feeling their energy in my frame of reference. That doesn't mean I see the individual, unfortunately.

Aging gracefully is supposed to mean trying not to hide time passing and just looking a wreck. Don't worry girls, look like a wreck, that's the way it goes.

There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining.

I feel the other element of a western is the land, which is very important in this movie. I mean the land is another character in the piece, actually

I usually get myself into situations that cause sparks. I mean I'm a girl that likes the storms. I love feeling alive, I love walking out in the cold in my bare feet and feeling the ice on my toes.

Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?

If you're from Africa, why are you white?

I want everybody in the news business to think of ABC before they go any place else. If it costs us an extra few thousand dollars to do that, what does it mean?

Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s not going to happen!

I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.

I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?

Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?

I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me [Gretchen Wieners], but I can’t help it that I’m popular.

He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'

If we have a chance of succeeding and bringing stability and democracy to Iraq, it will mean learning from our mistakes, not denying them and not ignoring them.

For years Don Imus was just - boy, he was merciless in his criticism of me. Maybe it was justified, but that didn't mean it didn't hurt.

I mean, it's been quite busy, especially with the rain delay the first few days, and then having to play the late evenings, waiting here every day. It's been kind of difficult.

When I started finishing games and coming off the field shaking hands, it was a beautiful thing. I mean, you start seeing that you're an important part of the team.

Make your "yes" mean yes, and your "no" mean no.

Just because I don't do bad things doesn't mean I don't have bad thoughts.

That was excellent! I mean, it didn't do anything, but it looked really cool!

I mean, its hard to be an actor in the city - trying to make it as an actor - because you waitress all night, you get home really late and you're super tired and your feet hurt.

Girls are crazy and mean. They don't fight fair.

I mean New York City is the financial capital of the world. It's where all the money passes through, the Dow Jones, whatever, that's where all the money goes.

Girls aren't mean to guys in high school. They are mean to each other. Girls were never mean to me.

I mean I can do it when I'm very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be amusing.