Men Humor Quotes
Men Humor Quote of the day
The man who is truly good and wise will bear with dignity whatever fortune sends, and will always make the best of his circumstances.
No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
A romantic man often feels more uplifted with two women than with one: his love seems to hit the ideal mark somewhere between two different faces.
Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.
The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!
Be fond of the man who jests at his scars, if you like; but never believe he is being on the level with you.
When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.
A woman has to look good, but a man—a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough.
I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant swordsman? It seems rather otherworldly in more ways than one.
Men of humor are always in some degree men of genius; wits are rarely so, although a man of genius may, amongst other gifts, possess wit, as Shakespeare.
it never really occurred to her that literary men, if they like women at all, do not want literary women but girls.
Everybody must be managed. Queens must be managed. Kings must be managed, for men want managing almost as much as women, and that's saying a good deal.
What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were.
Chocolate, coffee, and ice cream were far more reliable when it came to providing a good time, and at least they would never disappoint me.
The good-humor of a man elated with success often displays itself towards enemies.
He then departed, to make himself still more interesting, in the midst of an heavy rain.
Men are most virile and attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.
A wise man once said NOTHING... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after!
A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.
Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.-Jillian's mother
I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that.-Bobby Tom
You’re a fool, ” Quinhelm accused. “Any man who would allow himself to be bewitched by a woman needs a good dunking in a cold barrel of water.” (Quinhelm, the wizard, from BRIGGEN)
For a time Emerson politely endeavored to conceal his boredom - like most men, he is profoundly disinterested in all children except his own - ...
Men are like dogs, " Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took up too much space on the bed, and they always went for the crotch.
I don't think Harry cares about being forgiven, " Poppy said glumly."Of course he does. Men love to be forgiven. It makes us feel better about our inability to learn from our mistakes.
Men don't ask other men if they're getting home OK, they just assume that beneath the frail, weak exterior lurks a muscle-building kung fu master fearless of ever being mugged.
Sometimes the way to a man's heart is through his talleywacker.
Men, she decided, were a strange, thick-skulled, ball-kicking species no one on earth could have a sensible conversation with.
I'm going to write a book about an intelligent woman who does stupid things when it comes to men. I'll call it, "My Memoirs.