Men Humor Quotes

There was so much testosterone in the air, I felt like I needed a gas mask.

Men. They don't ask for directions, but they'll ask a demon for a favor.-Nina

They sounded like intestines, only on the outside, and the men in the Bible were always having them cut off and not being able to go to church. Horrid.

Men are so easy to manipulate, poor things.

It was a needless precaution, I felt sure, but men always enjoy marching around with weapons and flexing their figurative muscles, and I saw no reason to deny them this harmless exercise.

A domesticated man makes my lady parts beep!

A Beautiful Woman Is A Baggage. Thank God Yours Is A Suit Case

Emerson has what I believe is called a selective memory. He can recall minute details of particular excavations but is likely to forget where he left his hat.

The men had scattered in all directions, which men are inclined to do when women leave them to their own devices for any length of time. I believe they are easily bored.

Women divided by ego and united by gossip, Men divided by women and united by beer

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they’d never marry.

If you have to worry about a man, he's not worth worrying about.

The higher the testosterone, the lower the maturity level.

A bit of sniffles and men are more work than a brood of babies.

I'm going to treat myself to one of these as a reward for not knocking himself unconscious with a skillet.