Menopause Quotes
Menopause Quote of the day
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause ? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
I had a bit of a male menopause. It started at the age of 18 and continued until I was 45.
I did many interviews, and went out and talked to many people and went to rallies. It was the same thing with menopause. I traveled around the country on talk shows and talking to women about.
If men went through menopause, we'd know everything about it, but we still don't even know if we should be taking hormones.
Women know when they've got the menopause but men don't quite know. They know it afterwards.
I certainly hope I'm not still answering child-star questions by the time I reach menopause.
If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment," Murphy interrupted, "I will break your arm in eleven places.
I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.
A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.
Scientists have found a way to keep middle-aged female mice from going through menopause. Now they're working on a way to keep middle-aged male mice from buying expensive sports cars.
Other people get moody in their forties and fifties - men get the male menopause. I missed the whole thing. I was just really happy.
It's such a cold night and it's the only time I've actively been grateful for menopause. I've been entirely comfortable.
The first indication of menopause is a broken thermostat. It's either that or your weight. In any case, if you don't do something, you could be dead by August. God, middle age is an unending insult.
Transsexualism is, basically, just another, more drastic twist on the male menopause.
Evelyn stared into the empty ice cream carton and wondered where the smiling girl in the school pictures had gone.
Our mothers were largely silent about what happened to them as they passed through this midlife change. But a new generation of women has already started to break the wall of silence.
Sorrow is not itself evidence of maladjustment but of the adjustment process itself.
On a planet where for thousands of years, even today, a woman's worth has been judged exclusively by the productivity of her womb, what the hell is the point of a barren woman?