Meow Quotes
Honestly I don't know why i have these parties" "Because of your cat" "That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort
When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.
Translating from #cat is easy - you just ignore everything, then you decide what you want it to have said, thought, or wanted.
Dark alleys, like social networks, are romantic, because you never know what might happen while I perform there every Caturday night. Cats do know, but won't tell. So don’t even ask.
Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining.
Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.
Fluttershyes are like regular shyes, only shinier, and, apparently - also shyer. Whenever petted - they don't flutter, but run away instead.
#Cats are marvelous creatures - they either adapt to circumstances, or decide to make circumstances adapt to them. Either way - they win.
