Mess Quotes

When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering.

There are thousands of ways to mess up or damage a software projects, and only a few ways to do them well

Don't mess with Mister Inbetween.

I've talked to you on a number of occasions about the economic problems our nation faces, and I am prepared to tell you it's in a hell of a mess-we're not connected to the press room yet, are we?

When I worked on Altar Boys, they wanted to see us having fun. The four of us would have fun on set and steal each other's lines, and mess with the director.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

I can't sit through plays and musical theatre. I just want to run up onstage and mess up their hair and turn over the furniture.

That's the last thing I want to do is go on up there and mess up, you know, in front of America.

I never wanted to go on stage alone because if you mess up, who can you blame?

You do not mess with the special investigators.

God's not afraid of a mess. He wants to do a cleaning.

I'm happy not knowing. Most of the time (except when I'm a neurotic mess about uncertainty) I feel glad that the horizon is a mystery.

I was an adopted child of my grandparents, and I don’t know how I can ever express my gratitude for that because my parents would have been a mess.

You can't buy back your respect; you can't buy back your career. You only get one, so I don't want to mess that up.

I hate the confessional. I love leaving the confessional. I hate going to the confessional. I would be a mess without it.

Listen, God loves everything you love, and a mess of stuff you don't.

You don't wanna mess up what you've done. It's like Jordan coming back: You're scared to mess up the legacy.

Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.

Scholars are wont to sell their birthright for a mess of learning.

One great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, By the way, you know I'm fake, right?

The same government that brought you urban renewal is likely to make an even worse mess of suburban renewal.

Our world is a huge mess right now, and not big enough for masses of intolerant people.

I'm the biggest slob in the world. My apartment is a mess.

Most people, if they're doing really well in their career, often don't have the right intimacy with their partner, or they're doing great in their home life, but their finances are a mess.

There are an awful lot of things going on that need understanding and explanation, but - to put it mildly - the world is a mess.

Having a child with Autism can mess with your head: You feel like you can move mountains for them yet you're powerless at the same time.

Selling eight million copies of your first album will mess you up.

The only thing I can talk about is just forgiving yourself, because I do not have everything together. And so I tell people: No, you should see my house, it's a mess.

Well, it takes all kinds to make a mess.

You been hearing about how bad I am since you were a little kid with mess in your pants! Tonight, I'm gonna whip you till you cry like a baby.

Left to my own devices, my first inclination is to mess in other people's lives. I secretly believe my whole family, and really the whole world, is my responsibility.

I think there are innumerable gods. What we on earth call God is a little tribal God who has made an awful mess. Certainly forces operating through human consciousness control events.

Learn young about hard work and manners - and you'll be through the whole dirty mess and nicely dead again before you know it.

Rebel, rebel, you've torn your dress. Rebel, rebel, your face is a mess. Rebel, rebel, how could they know? Hot tramp, I love you so.

Each venture Is a new beginning, a raid on the inarticulate With shabby equipment always deteriorating In the general mess of imprecision of feeling.

I would therefore like to posit that computing's central challenge, how not to make a mess of it, has not yet been met.

Don't mess with my kids again. I will look past it once because I do believe its my fault. But if you touch my kids one more time, then you'll be in danger too.

In Washington, of course, evading responsibility is an art form, so it is not always easy to tell who's responsible for which mess.

Sometimes I wonder why God ever trusts talent in the hands of women, they usually make such an infernal mess of it. I think He must do it as a sort of ghastly joke.

If you think humanity can get itself out of all this mess without divine help, then you're not being hopeful - you're hallucinating.

The mess of the human condition is that fundamental trust has not yet been realized. The true value of profound spiritual experience lies in the discovery of that fundamental trust.

It's no wonder we're all such a mess, is it? We're like Tom Hanks in Big. Little boys and girls trapped in adult bodies and forced to get on with it.

The dumbest mistake is viewing design as something you do at the end of the process to 'tidy up' the mess, as opposed to understanding it's a 'day one' issue and part of everything.

I get asked a lot why cats mess outside the litter box. The simplest thing is if you have more than one cat and you have two litter boxes, don't put them right next to each other.

Cubanas are very strong women. So don't mess with us, don't take us for granted!

If you give your mess to the Messiah, He can turn it into a message.

Each time I think there is no place lower to go, I find that there is at least one place that will mess you up worse than you were.

It's easy to make a mess when you're not the one who has to clean it up.

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.