Messed Up Quotes

Messed Up Quote of the day

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

I would have absolutely messed up 'The Matrix'.

That I learned even as a three year-old that I see this world that is really a mess and I learned to say, this is not me. I am not the one that is messed up. It is out there.

You can get totally messed up trying to please everyone with what you do, but ultimately, you have to please yourself.

Down to my last dime and coming apart at the seams. I'm messed up in Mexico, living on refried dreams.

CEOs are paid for doing a terrible job. If the system wasn't so messed up, guys like me wouldn't make this kind of money.

I think I like playing the bad girl. I like complicated. I like flawed, messed up complicated. It's more interesting.

It's okay to be messed up, because there are five other dudes who are just as messed up as you.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

Really, every woman is an example to me, because as women we go through so much pain. We have to live this perfect life when we are messed up inside. We all go through trials and tribulations.

Onscreen, babies and animals are my inspiration. They're so alive and there and not messed up in the head the way I am.

I wanted to write about my mother as she should have been if she had not been messed up by World War I.

Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It's like, 'She's pretty and thin and she's got to have problems. She's messed up.'

Maybe it's a little depressing to think that my vision of a perfect world is actually so messed up, but I think it means that I don't really understand what 'perfect' is.

I'm not perfect, I do drink. I do smoke. Carson Daly can't go out and get messed up, he can't smoke in front of kids - he's the face of MTV, and he has to be good. But me? I can.

Not many women got to live out the daydream of women—to have a room, even a section of a room, that only gets messed up when she messes it up herself.

If you don’t want your life to be 'messed up', don’t fool around with those who have messed up theirs.

Nothing has stolen more dreams, dashed more hopes, broken up more families, and messed up more people psychologically than our propensity to disregard God's commands regarding sexual purity.

I've never seen anyone more messed up over success than Richard Pryor. For him, it's a constant battle between success in the white world and keeping it real for his black self.

I been blessed with an opportunity, I'm extremely appreciative of it, but if I'm not enjoying it then I messed up, real bad.

Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up!

Staying in the present is the key to any golfer's game: once you start thinking about a shot you just messed up or what you have to do on the next nine to catch somebody, you're lost.

"Dollhouse" was definitely inspired by the whole Edward Scissorhands vibe where all of the houses are perfect, but inside each home there are very messed up families.

My video game character is a bit better looking than me, actually. I don't think he has to worry about his hair getting messed up.

I enjoy reading biographies because I want to know about the people who messed up the world.

God wants every local church to be the first place people think to go when they've really messed up...not the last.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

Once you start messing with psychological well-being, we get more and more messed up.

I was angry but not at God. I feel that you are closer to God when you are messed up. Definitely. That's when you most need God, and God cannot control what man does.

He couldn't figure out if she was immensely well adjusted or seriously messed up.

I can't sleep with you tonight, baby, my head's all messed up, you've no idea. It's somewhere else and it's full of voices and songs and bad things.

I was thinking that when I have children, that I should always dress as a character for them, so they think their mom is Alice in Wonderland or Cinderella. It would be totally messed up!

I only won $250 all summer. And then I got crippled. I had a horse step on me while performing and it was messed up for a while.

Why do u drive on a parkway and park in the driveway. Its messed up.

I love watching people be totally committed in a very real way to stupid situations. I find it's not so much trying to be funny, it's trying to be real in a messed up context. That's comedy to me.

It was messed up, because in 1947 my family moved to Seattle and I had to get up at 5:00 o'clock in the morning to catch the ferry back to Bremerton every morning because I was Boys Club president.

I have fallen, I have sunk so low. I have messed up, better I should know.

I think he got an incidental elbow in the face, messed up his pretty red lips a little bit. But other than that he'll be fine.

I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that.

I came in ["MADtv"] kind of late in the season. Some of the producers didn't want me but the network did. It was all (messed up) from the beginning.

The next album I make might be the most messed up thing ever. It's all momentary for me.

I once dated a guy who was like, 'Holy sh--, I just made out with Harriet the Spy!' And that's messed up. Don't say that. I was 10, you're 30, it's just weird.

leave it to him to get messed up with deaths little girl

I'd be happy to play anyone's girlfriend. I'm happy to be working, ever. It's not an intentional thing to play these messed up, crazy characters, but I'm happy to do it 'cause someone's got to.

But Hale wasn't just a member of her crew who had messed up. He was Hale. Her Hale. And Kat just wanted him back.

I sometimes end up in dangerous situations, and I come back to you broken and messed up, and you worry about me when I'm gone. It's like marrying a policeman.

When I was born, they put casts on my legs 'cause I had some kind of dysplasia or something. My legs were all messed up.

I remember when TV networks believed in the First Amendment. It is a messed up situation when Miley Cyrus gets a laugh, and Phil Robertson gets suspended.

I was a professional tennis player in my teens. I played mostly in Europe. I was top 10 in the world in juniors, and then I messed up my back. I had three herniated discs and that put a stop to it.

But I've always been fascinated with that prettiest-girl-in-the-class person that I never was, getting inside her head and showing that she's just as tormented and messed up as everybody else.