Metric System Quotes

Metric System Quote of the day

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.

The most lasting and universal consequence of the French revolution is the metric system

God invented man, and man invented the metric system.

Nobody in the United States knows what either a "meter" or a "kilogram" is. The whole reason why we fought the Cold War was so we wouldn't have to learn the metric system.

If god had meant us to use the metric system he would have given us ten finger and ten toes.

The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race? No, but if somebody says, hey, 5 km. You go, 5km sounds pretty impressive.

I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.

Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now.

Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system

I'm not familiar with the metric system.

Some people are so much heaven to the square inch that life is simply hell, when she leaves you in order to go south for the winter. (Yes, women are people too, sometimes even threee.)

The only measurement I understand is perfection.

If God wanted us to use the metric system, He would have given us ten fingers and ten toes.