Microsoft Quotes

I think belief is like having the first Microsoft Windows - it's so rudimentary, in the human brainwork, it's so obviously a sham.

The real threat to Linux adoption is Apple, not Microsoft. If you didn't know, now you know.

I curse Microsoft at least once a day. I only curse Apple every other day. As I see it, that's a 100 percent improvement.

Coming from Google, you don't exactly spend a lot of time at Microsoft.

Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat.

Microsoft is no longer thought of as the company where the smartest people want to work.

I’d like to own Microsoft shares until I either give something to charity or I die.

I want to make sure (a user) can't get through ... an online experience without hitting a Microsoft ad.

When burned on a CD, the human genome is smaller than Microsoft Office.

When time permits, I try to see interesting people in the cities I visit. In Seattle, I met Paul Allen, the co-founder of Microsoft, who is shy in personality but flamboyant in his philanthropy.

I reckon that Stonehege was build by the contemporary equivalent of Microsoft, whereas Avebury was definitely an Apple circle.

I don't really think anything Microsoft does puts pressure on Apple.

There was nothing in the deal with Justice that would change Microsoft's business practices in any way.

There are some things that money can't buy: peace of mind, for starters, and lean muscle mass. Neither the Queen of England nor the founder of Microsoft can put in an order for either one.

Microsoft stepping in is the symptom, not the disease.

I sent one e-mail in my life. I sent it to Jeff Raikes at Microsoft, and it ended up in court in Minneapolis, so I am one for one.

In the Mac vs. PC ads, Apple bills itself as the antidote to Microsoft. To love Apple wasn't to sell out. It was to buy in. Most people use PCs, but Apple has the mindshare.

If Bill Gates left Microsoft we wouldn't allow Donald Trump to run it.

I think the world’s a better place because Bill realized that his goal isn’t to be the richest guy in the cemetery, right?

Windows 10 could only have been a worse experience if I had paid for it!

In all your getting, get understand. Proverbs paraphrased

If it weren‘t for Asperger‘s and obsessions there would be no Theory of Relativity, no Magic Flute, no Microsoft…and no Ghost Busters.

Companies such as Microsoft, Cisco and Intel were just starting at their 10-year anniversary.