Midget Quotes

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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

They say a midget standing on a giant's shoulders can see much further than the giant. So I got the whole rap world on my shoulders, they trying to see further than I am.

Watch out for the medallion, my diamonds are reckless, Feels like a midget is hangin from my necklace!

My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.

Shoot eagles on the Jack Nicklaus course, Porsche with the triple exhaust, Seats soft like a midget's cough.

If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.

You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth.

I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo

I met my first midget in Mexico, and he was a waiter with a sombrero on his head, filled with chips and salsa. Like I was gonna let that guy get away - I don't think so.

I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown car is really the kind of experience that makes you into a damn good race driver.

What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat.

A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.

Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies.

You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that's the bunk. It's little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.

Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget.

I felt puny and absurd, a ludicrous midget. Easy enough to talk of soul and spirit and existential worth, but not when you're three feet tall.

I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.

Feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.

Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry.

What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can't even walk straight.

That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus

She [Marilyn Monroe] was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short.

George Bush hates midgets.

The midget, Bush, and that Rumsfeld deserve only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere.

You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man.

Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.

There is no role I cannot play except a midget.

The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!

He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.