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Mike, did you ever see the movie 'Cast Away?' In that movie, Tom Hanks' only friend was a ball named Wilson. In this game, Russell Wilson's only friend is a football.

Mike, the best band to ever come out of Seattle was, of course, Pearl Jam. And that's what I expect the Seahawks to do - just jam it up the middle.

Hi, I'm Mike Huckabee of Arkansas, wanting to say "Congratulations, Canada, on preserving your national igloo".

Mike, we are a green energy company, but the green stands for money.

I wasn't a very good waitress, always spilling things on people and forgetting things. I once spilled ashes all over Mike Wallace's table.

Let's light this fire one more time, Mike, and witness this great nation at its best.

I really wish Mike and Joe would stop drawing on me while I'm sleeping.

I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them.

I learned that, "Mike, you get your first job on your ability and every job after that on your dependability."

To the extreme I rock a mike like a vandal.

Mike Tyson would have been a good sparring partner for me and Muhammad Ali because Tyson was a fast fighter and he could punch and throw good combinations.

Mike Tyson’s a great boxer. The greatest boxer - but boxer. Not the best fighter.

I don't think we could have given a more honest version of ourselves to the world than we did for ["This Is Mike Stud"].

Diana Ross is a big inspiration to all of us. We all grew up watching everything about her - her mike placement, her grace, her style and her class.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.

Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.

I'm lucky in that in my character in hip hop is me. I'm Michael Render. My character is Killer Mike. But the truth that I sing in my raps align themselves with the policy of Bernie Sanders.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn’t already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?

With this project ["This Is Mike Stud"] in general, I tried to put my life on record. All of these things I'm going through right now, I used to dream about and didn't think could ever happen to me.

Whenever you talk about a Mike Shanahan offense, you're always going to be talking about his offense.

And I coached against Mike when he was an assistant with the Bears and they won that football game.

I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife.

Mike drank straight from the carton, wiped his mouth, and stared at her. "You've been acting freaky. Are you high? Can I have some if you are?

Mike Trout is unbelievable. He's one of the best players in baseball right now, if not the best.

When it came time to hire a guitar player ... I didn't even have to think about it ... Mike Bloomfield was the best guitar player I'd ever heard.

I am always with London On Da Track, Wheezy, 808 Mafia Mike Will Made It, Ricky Racks.

Mike Tyson always had a big heart, but one of his problems is that he's short. And he's got kind of a personal attitude. But that don't make him a great fighter.

I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the food chain and he is looking to knock me off. Mike's an arrogant imbecile. He sounds like a cartoon character.

But Mike was like a Bjork song-all happy and giddy and fun on the surface, but bubbling with turmoil and pain underneath.

Mike Smith - living proof of the need for ejector seats in helicopters.

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

I don't cook. I think they named the 'Mike'-rowave after me.

If Mike Tyson is in your courtroom and you don't send him to jail, it's an injustice. Everyone knows he's a bad guy. So if he is in your courtroom, he should go to jail.

Mike's (Tyson) punch is like an atomic bomb in that it is relative to nature. Both have no value unless you have a means of conveying it to the target. He is boxing-smart.

Been sitting at home all weekend writing for MTV Movie Awards - unfortunately MTV won't let me do my strip routine ala Magic Mike.

I just don't think the Bob Costas, Joe Buck - I don't think that the people that rise to the highest - Jim Nantz, Mike Tirico - need a schtick. I just think Brent Musburger is really good.

Some people who love boxing might love Mike Tyson, but people outside of the sport are generally repulsed by him and therefore, repulsed by the sport.

I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out.

The top threat that gets very little focus from Washington these days is what Adm. Mike Mullen identified as the biggest threat to the U.S.: the American debt.

Guy Pearce played Mike in 'Neighbors'. I would fake illness to stay off school and watch the one P.M. show, and I would also watch it again when it was repeated at 5:25 P.M. Obsessed.

That's referee Mike Reed's 50th booking of the season, which works out at an average of six a game.

Now [Mike] Gove has destroyed Boris Johnson.

My own ambition in the ring had always been skillful boxing, speed and defense - on the order of Mike Gibbons.

If me and Mike Dirnt are in the same room, it's not quite right if he's not on stage with me.

What I know about Mike Tyson, I see in the boxing ring. As far as all of the gossip stuff that I hear about him, I know first hand to take that with a grain of salt.

Mike Watt and I had the same teacher. Mr. Tanaka.

I was a huge Mike Tyson fan growing up; his fights were always on in my house.

Rock 'n' roll but I also like sporting events a lot. I love Mike Piazza.