Minneapolis Quotes

Minneapolis Quote of the day

Minneapolis has two seasons: Road Removal and Snow Repair.

St. Louis is closer to Minneapolis than Milwaukee is.

I was born in Philadelphia and currently live in Minneapolis. I write for both children and adults.

It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular in these cities where you've never imagined an East Coast comedian working.

Where I come from, when a Catholic marries a Lutheran it is considered the first step on the road to Minneapolis.

A Minneapolis, Minnesota high school teacher hung this sign under the clock in her classroom. "Time will pass...Will you?"

I was born not too far from Minneapolis, so it's nice to come back and visit.

I don't love LA. I love New York and Minneapolis, so if I have a choice I'll stay in those places.

I was, aged nine, the go-to kid in Minneapolis for a commercial voiceover.

I sent one e-mail in my life. I sent it to Jeff Raikes at Microsoft, and it ended up in court in Minneapolis, so I am one for one.