Misattributed Mark Twain Quotes

Misattributed Mark Twain Quote of the day

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.