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Mitzvah Quotes: "Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first typewriter. And that was special."

Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first typewriter. And that was special.



Mitzvah Quotes: "I'm not a boy now. I'm a man, I hope. I hope I've had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere."

I'm not a boy now. I'm a man, I hope. I hope I've had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere.




Mitzvah Quotes: "In high school, I taught dance classes for 3-year-olds up to 16-year-olds, so between that and some bat mitzvah money, I saved up a pretty good nest egg to move to L.A."

In high school, I taught dance classes for 3-year-olds up to 16-year-olds, so between that and some bat mitzvah money, I saved up a pretty good nest egg to move to L.A.



Mitzvah Quotes: "If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and her boyfriend likes the way she looks, she'll come back."

If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and her boyfriend likes the way she looks, she'll come back.




Mitzvah Quotes: "I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers."

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.



Mitzvah Quotes: "Being a writer in Hollywood is like going to Hitler's Eagle Nest with a great idea for a bar mitzvah."

Being a writer in Hollywood is like going to Hitler's Eagle Nest with a great idea for a bar mitzvah.



Mitzvah Quotes: "My work is a mitzvah for the eyes & ears...and it will help you forget about your problems by thinking about mine for a change!"

My work is a mitzvah for the eyes & ears...and it will help you forget about your problems by thinking about mine for a change!




Mitzvah Quotes: "I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin."

I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin.



Mitzvah Quotes: "For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah."

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.



Mitzvah Quotes: "A mitzvah that costs money is worth more than one that costs nothing."

A mitzvah that costs money is worth more than one that costs nothing.



Mitzvah Quotes: "I feel like when I was 13 and I had to go to bar mitzvahs every weekend. This is the same feeling. You have to put on a suit every weekend to go meet with a bunch of Jews."

I feel like when I was 13 and I had to go to bar mitzvahs every weekend. This is the same feeling. You have to put on a suit every weekend to go meet with a bunch of Jews.



Mitzvah Quotes: "Clear, crisp, and compelling. . . . Mitzvah Girls is a thoughtful look at the world of Jewish girls who grow up in 21st-century America, but don't really."

Clear, crisp, and compelling. . . . Mitzvah Girls is a thoughtful look at the world of Jewish girls who grow up in 21st-century America, but don't really.




Mitzvah Quotes: "When I wasn’t working on Broadway, I worked in a Bat Mitzvah dress shop and was the Cinderella of the shop - always cleaning and vacuuming!"

When I wasn’t working on Broadway, I worked in a Bat Mitzvah dress shop and was the Cinderella of the shop - always cleaning and vacuuming!



Mitzvah Quotes: "I don't remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I remember - I killed! That's what I remembered. Nobody could follow me at my bar-mitzvah. It was over when I was done."

I don't remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I remember - I killed! That's what I remembered. Nobody could follow me at my bar-mitzvah. It was over when I was done.



Mitzvah Quotes: "People need what they think of as a poem to be read at their bar mitzvah, their wedding, a funeral, whatever. And people are looking for hope and inspiration. I understand that."

People need what they think of as a poem to be read at their bar mitzvah, their wedding, a funeral, whatever. And people are looking for hope and inspiration. I understand that.



Mitzvah Quotes: "The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs."

The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.



Mitzvah Quotes: "Everyone in my grade is turning 13, so there are bunches of bar and bat mitzvahs. They're very dressy. It's fun picking out outfits. One girl, for her bat mitzvah, wore a huge red ball gown!"

Everyone in my grade is turning 13, so there are bunches of bar and bat mitzvahs. They're very dressy. It's fun picking out outfits. One girl, for her bat mitzvah, wore a huge red ball gown!



Mitzvah Quotes: "I was raised Jewish and bar mitzvahed."

I was raised Jewish and bar mitzvahed.



Mitzvah Quotes: "I never really liked "cool" books. I plowed through as much Borges and Joyce as possible, read the first half of V. and spent whole Bar Mitzvah checks on Beat poetry."

I never really liked "cool" books. I plowed through as much Borges and Joyce as possible, read the first half of V. and spent whole Bar Mitzvah checks on Beat poetry.



Mitzvah Quotes: "This is hands down the biggest, most exciting thing I've ever been involved with in my life. I can only compare it to my Bar Mitzvah."

This is hands down the biggest, most exciting thing I've ever been involved with in my life. I can only compare it to my Bar Mitzvah.



Mitzvah Quotes: "I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation."

I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.



Mitzvah Quotes: "I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that."

I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that.



Mitzvah Quotes: "I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult."

I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult.



Mitzvah Quotes: "I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl."

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.



Mitzvah Quotes: "When you get everything you wanted, I think maybe you do have to be a little grateful for the people who got you there.. whether or not they thought they were doing you any favors at the time."

When you get everything you wanted, I think maybe you do have to be a little grateful for the people who got you there.. whether or not they thought they were doing you any favors at the time.