Monkeys Quotes

Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes.

Some say that AIDS came from the monkeys, and I doubt that because we have been living with monkeys from time immemorial, others say it was a curse from God, but I say it cannot be that.

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.

An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program.

It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous.

Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.

Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch?

My Master of Arts degree means nothing at all to these monkeys and I have come to share their indifference.

What I am interested in with birds, just as I am with spiders or monkeys, is what they do and why they do it.

Slavery is an institution for converting men into monkeys.

If evolution works, why are monkeys still around?

Artists are not your art monkeys. They are your collaborators. They should be given all due consideration to follow their journey.

No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito.

I listen to 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Stereophonics, Arctic Monkeys; also the musical Oliver - I can sing every tune.

If you understand why a monkey in a family is always mocked and harassed, you understand why monks are rejected by all--both old and young.

Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.

You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.

Why get rid of Chamberlain to put in Halifax? It's like getting rid of the organ-grinder to put in the monkey.

We are consciousness. We may not always be monkeys.

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.

I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football.

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.

Probably the difference between man and the monkeys is that the monkeys are merely bored, while man has boredom plus imagination.

For God’s sake, let us be men not monkeys minding machines or sitting with our tails curled while the machine amuses us, the radio or film or gramophone. Monkeys with a bland grin on our faces.

Working with any actor is like working with a monkey.

Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'.

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.

The work on [polio] prevention was long delayed by... misleading experimental models of the disease in monkeys

You can't teach a monkey to speak and you can't teach an Arab to be democratic.

I really would not call myself a fashion icon. I would call myself somebody who gets dressed by professionals...I would call me more of a monkey.

It wasn't a monkey on my back, it was Planet of the Apes.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that's the bunk. It's little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.

With the exception of the New York Times, Fox news, and Lou Dobbs of CNN, and talk radio, the rest of the mainstream media has basically been silenced like a bunch of dumb monkeys.

The French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schnitzel snarfing stormtrooper spawn.

We are all just monkeys with money and guns.

One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues.

I'm such a dude. I'm just like, 'All right, I have to get up in my monkey suit.' I'd rather be in jeans.

Civilization today reminds me of an ape with a blowtorch playing in a room full of dynamite. It looks like the monkeys are about to operate the zoo, and the inmates are taking over the asylum.

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

Frank's audience doesn't care if a girl singer, a comic or an organ grinder with a monkey opens the show. They are there to see HIM.

I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he is to become.

We made it nearly 20 centuries, a bunch of monkeys with PH Ds.

Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.

Scientists tracking mirror neurons noticed that a monkey will get excited not just when holding a banana, but also when seeing someone else holding a banana.

I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey - the perfect state.

They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom.

Artistic genius is an expansion of monkey imitativeness.

Only animals have to satisfy instincts! Surely your aims are somewhat higher than theirs! Than monkeys! Pigs!