Monkeys Quotes

I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both.

I loved Super-Monkey; always wanted to do something with him but it never happened.

My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.

On Keith Richards: He's like a monkey with arthritis.

Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare.

If Sun were to hand the management of Java over to a committee of monkeys, would it be more successful?

Once I finished, I got that procrastination monkey off my back! And I started seeing doors opening.

An old monkey never makes a pretty face.

Some of the films that I have really enjoyed include: The Fifth Element, The Crow, Toys, Seven, Forrest Gump, The Lion King, 12 Monkeys, Doctor Zhivago, Being There, and Trainspotting.

If you run into a monkey in some idiot context, automatically you've got a very real problem taking place in the photograph.

Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys!

I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet.

I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.

If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men.

I’m just kinda tired. Like a monkey in the rain.

This is a really good circus. It has lions, tigers, dogs, monkeys and about any other animal act you can think of. There are a lot of great acts, and it's a two part, two hour show.

Let your monkey do it.

Even monkeys fall out of trees.

How was your day?" Morelli asked me. "Oh, you know, the usual. Stole a truck. Blew up a building, and brought seven monkeys home with me.

Stop the nurse like the monkey.

Iran launches monkey into space

Harlow would later write, "If monkeys have taught us anything, it's that you've got to learn how to love before you learn how to live.

We're the weirdest monkeys ever.

Well, there's no monkey on my back.

I think when there's so much information to be eaten up, and so many ways to do it, people cling to groups. I think we, as monkeys, want to live in smaller groups.

I think that we, as monkeys, want to live in smaller groups. It's very scary when we're all - as wonderful as it is - connected.

It was just a kiss – " "Yeah, and King Kong was just a monkey.

I see a clear breach of ahimsa even in driving away monkeys; the breach would be proportionately greater if they have to be killed.

I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.

Snakes and monkeys are subjected to the demon more than other animals. Satan lives in them and possesses them. He uses them to deceive men and to injure them.

Don't stop doing what you love. Don't let your future be ruined by a bunch of loony sand monkeys.

We see the man when we look at the monkey; we see the monkey when we look at the man!

An ant can't make a revolution, but a monkey can do; because it owns a fist! No real revolution is ever possible without fist.

If you look at the monkeys, you can learn many things about the men; if you look at the men, you can learn many things about the madness!

Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words.

I've done the performing monkey stuff and massive breakdowns, it's just they weren't documented.

Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey.

I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off.

Yeah, dolphins and monkeys basically could play chess together. Those are brilliant animals.

It's an absurd error to put modern English literature in the curriculum. You should read contemporary literature for pleasure or not at all. You shouldn't be taught to monkey with it.

Humans in space suits make monkeys nervous.

Right.” Sadie looked dazed. “You’ve got a monkey butler. Why not?

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn't make any sense if quoted as it stands.

I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and give the rest to the nearest monkey.

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.

God cursed those who are the sons of Israel, through David and Jesus, the son of Mary. Those people, God made monkeys and pigs.

The fountain of youth is like the monkeys paw in the W. W. Jacobs story. It never ends well.

Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together.

I don't want to sound pretentious, but you could hire a bunch of monkeys to be on a TV show, and if it's successful, then everything's perfect and everybody's happy.

My big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who.