Monkeys Quotes

It's kind of good to get that evil monkey off my back!

Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.

Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey.

She's like a wind-up monkey that winds itself.

Green Day is politically brain-dead but I love the little monkeys.

Distraction is the main problem for us all - what the Buddha called the monkey mind. We need to tame this monkey mind.

Look, as my mama always said, 'One monkey don't stop no show.

We are monkeys. We like to chatter. Chattering doesn't cost us anything.

I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them.

Claiming my right to follow whethersoever science should lead... it is as respectable to be modified monkey as modified dirt.

People love that monkey torture.

I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys.

A place that proves if you get enough talented people in a room, one or two are bound to offer some helpful advice. Kind if like monkeys with typewriters.

For God’s sake, let us be mennot monkeys minding machinesor sitting with our tails curledwhile the machine amuses us, the radio or film or gramophone.Monkeys with a bland grin on our faces.

The nights were mainly made for saying things you can't say tomorrow day.

A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey.

If monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero.

the onus of Connecting rightly, Conceiving brightly, Conveying quietly, and Concluding wisely are the capatencies (capacity and competence) of man

Cats and monkeys - monkeys and cats - all human life is there!

When we were monkeys, we were more human because we were at least not destroying the nature those days!

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

i heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

You're rarer than a can of Dandelion & BurdockAnd those other girls are just post-mix lemonade

The monkeys, she explained, were considered reincarnated politicians, which made Rue laugh and the stick entirely understandable.