Moose Quotes
Moose Quote of the day
Even if it has not been your habit throughout your life so far, I recommend that you learn to think positively about your body.
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of?
Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it.
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. Ill take an angry moose any day.
If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
Hey, moose!” I screamed. The Set animal locked its glowing eyes one me. Well done! Horus said. Now we’ll both die with honor! Shut up, I thought.
Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.
In the backseat Moose and Squirrel inhabited a pair of six-year-old-twins, and wouldn't stop bickering and picking their noses. They were clearly in their element.
I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort.
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...
You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?
I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.
Yes, during the pilot, they gave me a little toy from the shop. It's like three little moose in a boat, paddling. It's very cute. And I got to keep some of the clothes.
The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said.
Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don't care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks.
Moose had no friends that year. A lot of the time a moose would feel tired and lean against other moose. Only there wouldn't be moose there and the moose would fall.
Registration Day' by Gavin Gunhold (1899— ) Toronto Review of Poetry, 1947On registration day at taxidermy schoolI distinctly saw the eyes of the stuffed mooseMove.
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth
