Moron Quotes

Moron Quote of the day

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.

Morons. I've got morons on my team.

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?

Every great thinker is someone else's moron.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius?

I'm a technological moron. I have, I have problems with like.. the television

President Bush is a friend of mine. He's not a moron at all.

What kind of moron would go to work for half the amount of money, when they could sit at home and collect what's written in a contract?

Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.

Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!

I am the same kind of moron as the rest of you, it's the method that does the work, for me as well as for you.

Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.

I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself... yeah right

The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.

I couldn't help feeling people thought I was a moron, and my self-imposed insecurity constantly bedeviled me.

A genius is a genius, regardless of the number of morons who belong to the same race - and a moron is a moron, regardless of the number of geniuses who share his racial origin.

Maybe I'll try to be more patient with morons.

The computer is a moron.

George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if youll pardon the expression.

I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius.

Rock stars are idiots. You know that! Remember this moron never went to music school, never learned music theory and can't read or write music. So why not be suspicious of everything this idiot says?

Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.

I found after seventy years that I was not a lunatic but a moron.... I should have been able to do better.

Nature abhors a moron.

What moron said that knowledge is power? Knowledge is power only if it doesn't depress you so much that it leaves you in an immobile heap at the end of your bed.

It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done.

Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

As soon as people enter a theater they must become moron consumers who must be fed information.

I am still mostly a moron, I do get into bad moods, I am not a perfected being.

Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself.

An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.

You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development.

Text a guy you like right now, "I'm thinking about you." If he says, "mmm are you in bed?" Never speak to him again he's a lifelong moron.

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.