Motels Quotes

Motels Quote of the day

You think the two of us and a slummy motel make for a dangerous combination?

A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.

I love everything about motels. I can't help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and fling it open.

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

I’m not going anywhere near a motel with you.

Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!