Mr Mom Quotes

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

One of the greatest titles in the world is parent, and one of the biggest blessings in the world is to have parents to call mom and dad.

When I stopped seeing my mother with the eyes of a child, I saw the woman who helped me give birth to myself.

For me, its always a failure of the imagination. I have that anxiety that time is passing, that everything is ultimately fleeting and impermanent. I better take advantage of every single moment.

Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

No influence is so powerful as that of the mother.

If I should have a daughter, instead of "Mom," she's going to call me "Point B," because that way she knows that no matter what happens, at least she can always find her way to me.

A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied.

I was born in Texas and I lived there 'till I was 8. Then I moved to the Dominican Republic with my mom, lived there for two years and forgot every word of English I knew.

If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

My dream was to play football for the Oakland Raiders. But my mother thought I would get hurt playing football, so she chose baseball for me. I guess moms do know best.

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow.

Raising a family is difficult enough. But it's even more difficult for single parents struggling to make ends meet. They don't need more obstacles. They need more opportunities.

We mothers are learning to mark our mothering success by our daughters' lengthening flight.

I was discovered in Paris when I was there on a school trip at the age of 13. After that, my mom came in contact with Elite Amsterdam; then I started modeling.

Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level.

My mom has this great skiing event in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, every year for a local charity.

I know my children will never have to say, 'Mom died of ovarian cancer.'

My dad never blew anything up, but he probably had friends who did. He and my mom have always preached that the pen is mightier than a Molotov cocktail.

My daily schedule is quite hectic, but I have to put my health first in order to be the best mom and wife I can be.

We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can.

My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next.

We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.

I'm puttin' pressure on you kids like I'm a soccer mom.

I have a chaperone everywhere I go - my mom.

My mom has always said that if I get a big head, she'll take me out of this business as quickly as I got into it.

I love being a mother...I am more aware. I feel things on a deeper level. I have a kind of understanding about my body, about being a woman.

I'm so happy and thankful I made it a point be a stay-at-home mom.

What's the ROI of your Mom?

My mom passed away a day before high school started, and her dream was for me to be a full rock and roll guy, and play drums in a band.

I'm a full-time mom right now and a part-time actress.

To nourish children and raise them against odds is in any time, any place, more valuable than to fix bolts in cars or design nuclear weapons.

My parents and my grandfather on my mom's side would travel the earth. They went to Australia and China, and they went to probably every soccer game I ever played.

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

I was always at peace because of the way my mom treated me.

My mom is definitely my rock.

I also sing about my mom leaving me a lot - a lot of kids have their moms or dads leave them, so they relate to that. I wear my heart on my sleeve, so I think that's what the kids love.

There is nothing worse that a thirteen-year-old boy. You're embarrassed by your parents, and you're trying to find your independance because, deep inside, you are so dependent on your mom.

I played with dolls until I was 15. My mother encouraged it because my older sister got married when she was 15, so Mom thought that the longer I stayed with dolls, the better.

I need my mom for moral support plus to do the house things.

I want to be on stage and perform and win Grammys and help out my family in Bulgaria, because they are struggling, and my mom and dad, too.

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

Every single moment of a person's life, both of the understanding and of the will, is a new beginning.

Now that I'm a mom, I'm way more laid back. If you come into my house, don't look for a coaster. Forget it. There is not a piece of furniture in my house now that is too precious.

Isn't it so weird the day you wake up and you're just going with the flow? And you just suddenly are a mom.

Before becoming a mom, I never knew how good I had it to just spend time at a spa for a few hours. Now, those days are far and between. So when I have an hour, it's all about the mani and pedi.

There are days when I struggle with wanting to be a full-time, stay-at-home mom, and feeling guilty about that because I work.