Mr Mom Quotes

There is nothing worse that a thirteen-year-old boy. You're embarrassed by your parents, and you're trying to find your independance because, deep inside, you are so dependent on your mom.

My mom, the fabulous Bertie Kinsey, is an amazing seamstress. She quilts and sews and is so crafty. We call her the Southern Martha Stewart!

My mom died of cancer when I was really young. I'm not someone who tries to work out their own stuff with a role, but I think that happened despite my best efforts to keep myself separate from it.

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

There was never a great man who had not a great mother.

It's so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn't have any money, and my only car was mom's Hyundai.

You may have tangible wealth untold: Caskets of jewels and coffers of gold. Richer than I you can never be I had a Mother who read to me.

When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.

It’s not witch-crafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms!

She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn't take them along.

I cannot forget my mother, She is my bridge.

Never marry a man who hates his mother because he'll end up hating you.

Stay away from drugs and alcohol. Listen to your moms and dads. In this great country of ours you do whatever you set your mind to. Make us proud of you.

I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childless. I figured there's got to be one more way to really tick off my mom.

I'd like to thank Mom and Dad, just for the genetics.

My mom used to say it doesn't matter how many kids you have... because one kid'll take up 100% of your time so more kids can't possibly take up more than 100% of your time.

Mothers are the people who love us for no good reason, and those of us who are mothers know it's the most exquisite love of all.

I love my mom. My mom loves me. We don't have an easy relationship. I don't think we ever will, but I'd rather have a complicated, misunderstood relationship than have no relationship at all.

In the end, Mothers are always right. No one else tells the truth.

I'm a working mom, not a professional athlete, but I am a runner and that's a special club.

As far as I'm concerned, there's no job more important on the planet than being a mom.

A reputation for a thousand years may depend upon the conduct of a single moment.

The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. 'Yes', she replied 'but not the same ones.'

She was the archetypal selfless mother: living only for her children, sheltering them from the consequences of their actions - and in the end doing them irreparable harm.

My mom was a photographer and whenever they needed a baby for a modelling job, she'd stick me in front of the camera. That's how it started.

Living with my mom, I saw how she used language to cross boundaries, handle situations, navigate the world.

What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.

My pregnancy was amazing. I was happy that whole time, I felt good, I had energy, I was like Superwoman. I wish I could feel like that for the rest of my life, that's how fantastic it was.

I always tell my mom I don't have regular problems. I have problems, like, what type of girl is going to say they're pregnant by me today? Those are the types of issues I have.

For the mother is and must be, whether she knows it or not, the greatest, strongest and most lasting teacher her children have.

My mom said the two most important kitchen utensils are attached to your arms... you cannot mix up meatballs with a wooden spoon, get in there, get your fingers dirty!

I always say I am a realist, and my mom says, "No, you just have anxiety."

No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love.

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world.

I don't care what the critics say. My fabulous mom will give me a good review if nobody else does.

The power of a smile goes a long way. My mom taught me that.

My mom taught me a lot. A lot about minding your own business and leaving other people's business alone. And let them think what they want.

I was at the breakfast table this morning and I read in the newspaper that more and more adults are living at home with their parents. That surprised me, I was like Mom did you read this?

I begged my mom for a beat machine, she spent a crazy amount of money - so there were no more Christmases, no more basketball camps, no more birthday gifts. I always knew that's what I wanted to do.

My mom and my dad taught me the greatest gifts we have are our family, our health and the right to clean water and good land.

My parents are really conservative. My dad is Muslim, and my mom is the most conservative woman you've ever met. They're very aristocratic in the most quaint suburban way.

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.

Our bodies are made to nurture and cuddle and all of those amazing things that come along with being a mom.

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother.

My pops and my mom started playing Marvin Gaye and the Isley Brothers and all these people, but at the same time, they always had Snoop on right behind it in the same mix.

Teddy, Vern, Chris: I don't shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. Aghhh! Gordie: And then your mom goes around the corner and she licks it up.

Three things that always bring a smile to my face: making guacamole for my friends, getting pedicures with my mom, exploring an airport I've never been in.

If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?

Authority is just and faithful in all matters of promise-keeping; it is also considerate, and that is why a good mother is the best home-ruler.

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me!