Mr Mom Quotes

The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.

Being young, and having your mom come to school with the laced-up hats and the crazy outfits are definitely moments to remember.

Completeness? Happiness? These words don't come close to describing my emotions. There truly is nothing I can say to capture what motherhood means to me, particularly given my medical history.

When I was a child, I wanted to be an actor, but I had really bad buck teeth. I didn't want to get braces, but my mom said I couldn't be an actor if I didn't get the braces. So, I got the braces.

A mother's hardest to forgive. Life is the fruit she longs to hand you Ripe on a plate. And while you live, Relentlessly she understands you.

I'm extremely blessed to have the extraordinary mother that I have, and I don't mean Diana Ross, I mean the mother. My mom paved a road that didn't exist, as did Oprah.

My mom and my dad never pushed me into performing. They never prohibited me from trying anything, or being anything. They never restricted me in any way. For which I'll be forever grateful.

You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly. Mom! What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?

All I know is that I carried you for nine months. I fed you, I clothed you, I paid for your college education. Friending me on Facebook seems like a small thing to ask in return.

You need your mom and dad to protect you. It means they love you so much. It was awesome she was backing me up and defending me.

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."

Repentance is a characteristic of the whole life, not the action of a single moment.

Mom - the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.

Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'

I've been playing sexually aware women most of my life. At this point I expected to be playing moms and wives. It's exciting to play a femme fatale.

I believe in the strength and intelligence and sensitivity of women. My mother, my sisters [they] are strong. My mum is a strong woman and I love her for it.

Don't let people disrespect you. My mom says don't open the door to the devil. Surround yourself with positive people.

The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children.

I lived with my mom in a really small apartment. My bedroom was like in the living room. That's why I still love to sleep on couches now.

I stand fearlessly for small dogs, the American Flag, motherhood and the Bible. That's why people love me.

I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart-a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.

I've gone through too much, from beefs to divorce to my mom passing which I always expressed in my music, so there's not album that sticks out as more important than the other to me.

My mom and dad gave me everything they could have given me.

My mother's great. She has the major looks. She could stop you from doing anything, through a closed door even, with a single look. Without saying a word, she has that power to rip out your tonsils.

My mom really wanted me to be a musician so she gave me a guitar for my fifth birthday, but I didn't start playing till I was seven.

I am really good at making Top Ramen. I also love it when my mom makes vegetarian lasagna for me.

Having children just puts the whole world into perspective. Everything else just disappears.

Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes.

I grew up listening to oldies, like Motown. That's from my mom.

A parent's love is whole, no matter how many times divided.

You can be good at technology and like fashion and art. You can be good at technology and be a jock. You can be good at technology and be a mom. You can do it your way, on your terms.

My mother was the making of me. She was so true and so sure of me, I felt that I had someone to live for - someone I must not disappoint. The memory of my mother will always be a blessing to me.

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother

In Hollywood, you play a mom and instantly, you've got osteoporosis.

There's a story behind everything..but behind all your stories is always your mother's story..because hers is where yours begins.

What is a mom but the sunshine of our days and the north star of our nights.

I think to have a regular job and be a mom is not as, of course there are challenges, but it's not like being on set.

My mom and dad, you're my heart, thank you for keeping me going all these years and never letting me give up.

Sorry, are you telling me that your demon-slaying buddies need to be driven to their next assignment with the forces of darkness by my mom?

The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.

But my friends are happy for me. The people who know me are happy. My mom is happy. My family is happy.

Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

No role is more challenging, rewarding and inspiring than my real-life role as a mom and a wife.

Work for black women has been an important and valued dimension of Afrocentric definitions of black motherhood.

My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

You will always be your child's favorite toy.

I think actions speak louder than words is one thing I think I always took from my mom. And to this day, I think about that in everything I do.

Mom would kill me if I showed my navel.