Mr Mom Quotes

I'm a good blend of both my mom and dad.

I fell in love with words and I think that made my mom smile. I think that was cool for her.

No one in the world can take the place of your mother. Right or wrong, from her viewpoint you are always right. She may scold you for little things, but never for the big ones.

Youre still beautiful to me, cause youre my mom.

Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy.

My mom was always saying: 'Be whatever you want to be, but stick with it. Don't waver. Don't change who you are for anybody.

What?” Simon looked alarmed. ”I‘m not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was just trying to get your attention. Not that your mom isn’t a very attractive woman for her age.

My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything.

Virtue and Happiness are Mother and Daughter.

I would mimic what I saw in Grease and Guys and Dolls in front of my mom's mirror and I would practice voices and songs. When you put me alone in a room, that's what I would do.

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

It's just Annabeth mom jeez!

I was more of the kind of babysitter that liked holding the baby, sort of playing Mom, and then putting the baby to bed and watching TV while eating everything in their kitchen.

It was a conversation that I didn't want to have with my parents to say mom and dad I missed my flight.

My mom would take me to restaurants, and the first thing I'd ask for would be a pen and a napkin, and I'd sketch shoes and shoes and shoes.

Because my mom always told me that I could. From a very early age, I felt comfortable leading.

Your mom was right when she told you never to discuss politics and religion because emotions run so high in those arenas. Especially religion.

My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya.

My mom had to beg the guys to let me play. I couldn't even play the drums right - Brian had to show me.

My memory of my mom is a wine glass in one hand and a cigarette in the other. She was a runway fashion model, and she was quite a glamorous woman.

A wife’s prayers for her husband have a far greater effect on him than anyone else’s, even his mother’s. (Sorry, Mom.)

Give your life to the one who already owns your breath and your moments.

My mom drives me crazy sometimes, but I have a good relationship with her.

And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives, four heart attacks. Both of my parents think alcohol is a food group.

My dad was a golden gloves boxer in the Marine Corps, then a deputy sheriff. My mom worked as an office assistant.

I have many valentines. My mom and my sister and my directors. I got calls from all of them. And my friends. I respect what Valentine's Day stands for because it is about love

Motherhood is like Albania- you can't trust the descriptions in the books, you have to go there.

My mom used to tell me, 'I live every day of my life for you.' I understand that now. The older I get, the more I understand.

It is less dangerous to draw a cartoon of Allah French-kissing Uncle Sam — which, let me make it very clear, I have not done — than it is to speak honestly about [working moms].

I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.

I have a very close relationship with my mom, and I'm able to talk to her about anything.

When a single mom goes out on a date with somebody new. It always winds up feeling more like a job interview.

I reflect back on my mom's journey, someone who was an immigrant to Canada and came not knowing anything and figured it out tremendously. I reflect back on that a lot.

When you're sick, nobody takes care of you like your mom.

I've never had siblings, I didn't grow up in a big family; it was just me and my single mom. And hectic family dysfunction was actually something that I craved.

How lucky we are that we love each other so much that we burst into three pieces.

My mom would put me in these preppy little suits and slick my hair to the side. I have these baby pictures of me where I'm this little preppy kid with a sweater tied around my neck.

I prefer to imagine that my wife, a few friends, and occasionally my mom are the only ones who read what I do, though I realize that this is somewhat unrealistic.

My mom does all the grocery shopping.

I was a camp counselor for kids whose moms were on welfare, unfortunately, and right across the camp was the best, most pristine and preppy camp in the universe.

Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival: people who find themselves unable to register an effective political protest against extermination do so by a biological act.

People think I have courage. The courage in my family are my wife Pam, my three daughters, here, Nicole, Jamie, LeeAnn, my mom, who's right here too.

I told my mom the reason I started working out was because I wanted to break the necks of the people picking on me. I wanted to hurt them. I said I didn't want any teacher to put me down any more.

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

I don't really have an allowance. When I want to get something I just have to ask my mom.

My mother is my root, my foundation. She planted the seed that I base my life on, and that is the belief that the ability to achieve starts in your mind.

My favorite thing about being a mom is just what a better person it makes you on a daily basis.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

When I can 10 or 11, my mom was the one out there catching passes for me. She was my prime receiver.

Every single moment, an ignorant discovers an idea that has been known for centuries!