Mustache Quotes

Mustache Quote of the day

A man without a mustache is a man without a soul.

Looking for peace is like looking for a turtle with a mustache: You won't be able to find it. But when your heart is ready, peace will come looking for you.

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

I had a mustache when I was 13.

I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.

A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.

My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era.

I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!

Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.

A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it.

My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now.

My wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs.

A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a fine mustache. Men of wisdom so often do.

Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away.

No wife, no horse, no mustache

If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you.

I put a mustache and some eyebrows on, and I looked just like Nicolas Cage. ... We have the same amazingly handsome good looks.

Sometimes a milk mustache is just a milk mustache.

I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.

She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.

I may not be Hispanic, but I'm close. I'm Catholic with a mustache[]

I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school.

In 'Pacific Rim' I had to have a haircut I wouldn't usually rock. However, the moustache I had in the film - that might have to come out again. It was a good moustache. Good times.

I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call indicating, when you twirl your mustache.

The problem for me is that I look like so many people in my family, so I can't really see anything. Except I could say that I look rather like my father without his mustache.

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.

As he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone.

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

The style of mustache I have is called a Hungarian, and you need a certain type of viscosity in the wax to make it work.

This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.

Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair.

I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude.

My wit is more polished than your mustache. The truth which I speak strikes more sparks from men's hearts than your spurs do from the cobblestones.

On the other hand, I'm drawn to top hats, and spats, and mustaches. I haven't read a Missed Connection yet with someone wearing a monocle, but rest assured I'll snap it up if I do.

It was like a bad movie except he didn’t actually twirl his mustache.” -Jace to Maryse about Valentine, pg.122-

I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.

No. 1 music event in 1998? 'Weird Al gets LASIK to cure his myopia. At the same time, he grows out his hair and shaves his mustache, drastically changing his look.'