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My Baby Quotes: "Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant."

Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant.



My Baby Quotes: "The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it."

The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.




My Baby Quotes: "Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts."

Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.



My Baby Quotes: "I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the juke box, baby."

I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the juke box, baby.




My Baby Quotes: "We're all born bald, baby."

We're all born bald, baby.



My Baby Quotes: "Baby steps are the royal road to skill."

Baby steps are the royal road to skill.



My Baby Quotes: "I think between the ages of 15 and 32, don't worry about getting married, don't worry about settling down, don't worry about having a baby. Give birth to yourself."

I think between the ages of 15 and 32, don't worry about getting married, don't worry about settling down, don't worry about having a baby. Give birth to yourself.




My Baby Quotes: "90? 110? You know. It's a Ferrari, baby - you don't do 50 in a Ferrari."

90? 110? You know. It's a Ferrari, baby - you don't do 50 in a Ferrari.



My Baby Quotes: "The universe is the baby of time."

The universe is the baby of time.



My Baby Quotes: "Children are certainly too good to be true."

Children are certainly too good to be true.



My Baby Quotes: "Children are like a book which we should write in and which we should read."

Children are like a book which we should write in and which we should read.



My Baby Quotes: "Blues means what milk does to a baby. Blues is what the spirit is to the minister. We sing the blues because our hearts have been hurt, our souls have been disturbed."

Blues means what milk does to a baby. Blues is what the spirit is to the minister. We sing the blues because our hearts have been hurt, our souls have been disturbed.




My Baby Quotes: "I was the world's ugliest baby. I have photos of my folks leaving the hospital with sacks over their heads... I asked my mother how to turn off the electric fan. She said 'Grab the blade!"

I was the world's ugliest baby. I have photos of my folks leaving the hospital with sacks over their heads... I asked my mother how to turn off the electric fan. She said 'Grab the blade!



My Baby Quotes: "If men had to bear babies, there'd never be more than one child in a family."

If men had to bear babies, there'd never be more than one child in a family.



My Baby Quotes: "There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby."

There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.



My Baby Quotes: "You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events."

You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.



My Baby Quotes: "In the Mexican culture, we never miss a baptism, a birthday, a baby shower, a wedding shower, a wedding. You must show up. Otherwise, you'll be in big trouble."

In the Mexican culture, we never miss a baptism, a birthday, a baby shower, a wedding shower, a wedding. You must show up. Otherwise, you'll be in big trouble.



My Baby Quotes: "I've had to live with women all my life. I grew up with four older sisters, and I was the baby and the only boy."

I've had to live with women all my life. I grew up with four older sisters, and I was the baby and the only boy.



My Baby Quotes: "You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT"

You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT



My Baby Quotes: "I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I love when you kiss my elongated white hand."

I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I love when you kiss my elongated white hand.



My Baby Quotes: "All the time a person is a child he is both a child and learning to be a parent. After he becomes a parent he becomes predominantly a parent reliving childhood."

All the time a person is a child he is both a child and learning to be a parent. After he becomes a parent he becomes predominantly a parent reliving childhood.



My Baby Quotes: "The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!"

The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!



My Baby Quotes: "A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase."

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.



My Baby Quotes: "Being pro-life doesn't save babies, acting pro-life does."

Being pro-life doesn't save babies, acting pro-life does.



My Baby Quotes: "Maybe crying is a means of cleaning yourself out emotionally. Or maybe it's your last resort; the only way to express yourself when words fail, the same as when you were a baby and had no words."

Maybe crying is a means of cleaning yourself out emotionally. Or maybe it's your last resort; the only way to express yourself when words fail, the same as when you were a baby and had no words.



My Baby Quotes: "I have found being a mother has made me emotionally raw in many situations. You heart is beating outside your body when you have a baby."

I have found being a mother has made me emotionally raw in many situations. You heart is beating outside your body when you have a baby.



My Baby Quotes: "In recovering from our creative blocks, it is necessary to go gently and slowly... These are baby steps. Progress, not perfection, is what we should be asking of ourselves."

In recovering from our creative blocks, it is necessary to go gently and slowly... These are baby steps. Progress, not perfection, is what we should be asking of ourselves.



My Baby Quotes: "But I gotta say, oh, baby, oh baby, why is this so familiar? Just met her, already feel like I know the real her."

But I gotta say, oh, baby, oh baby, why is this so familiar? Just met her, already feel like I know the real her.



My Baby Quotes: "I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!"

I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!



My Baby Quotes: "The center of my life is my kids, I woke up at 3 in the morning with four kids with jet lag and two babies. I put myself together for a few hours and go out. And then I go home. This is my job."

The center of my life is my kids, I woke up at 3 in the morning with four kids with jet lag and two babies. I put myself together for a few hours and go out. And then I go home. This is my job.



My Baby Quotes: "Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer."

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.



My Baby Quotes: "Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard."

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.



My Baby Quotes: "When you see the political parties squabble, if a baby is not allowed to be born, all the other issues do not come into play."

When you see the political parties squabble, if a baby is not allowed to be born, all the other issues do not come into play.



My Baby Quotes: "When your songs are like your babies, even the one that you know aren't great, you still love."

When your songs are like your babies, even the one that you know aren't great, you still love.



My Baby Quotes: "I am serving the Lord and helping women save babies."

I am serving the Lord and helping women save babies.



My Baby Quotes: "I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby."

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.



My Baby Quotes: "On October 28th, 1887, I became the mother of a girl baby, the very image of its father, at least that is what he said, but who has the temper of its mother."

On October 28th, 1887, I became the mother of a girl baby, the very image of its father, at least that is what he said, but who has the temper of its mother.



My Baby Quotes: "Remember to dream big, think long-term, underachieve on a daily basis, and take baby steps. That is the key to long-term success."

Remember to dream big, think long-term, underachieve on a daily basis, and take baby steps. That is the key to long-term success.



My Baby Quotes: "I slept like a baby. Every two hours, I woke up and cried."

I slept like a baby. Every two hours, I woke up and cried.



My Baby Quotes: "Somehow I am really relaxed within the chaos of having a baby - and anyone who's a mother knows it's very hard to relax, because there is so much to do and worry about!"

Somehow I am really relaxed within the chaos of having a baby - and anyone who's a mother knows it's very hard to relax, because there is so much to do and worry about!



My Baby Quotes: "If you were to survey celebrated women, with every step toward real success there came a baby."

If you were to survey celebrated women, with every step toward real success there came a baby.



My Baby Quotes: "You see, baby, after a glass or two of wine I’m inclined to extravagance."

You see, baby, after a glass or two of wine I’m inclined to extravagance.



My Baby Quotes: "When you're talking about fighting, as it is, with no rules, well then, baby you'd better train every part of your body!"

When you're talking about fighting, as it is, with no rules, well then, baby you'd better train every part of your body!



My Baby Quotes: "I don't know where life's going, but soon it will be gone. I hope the wind that's blowing helps me carry on. Turn on the radio, baby listen to my song. Turn on the night light baby, I'm gone."

I don't know where life's going, but soon it will be gone. I hope the wind that's blowing helps me carry on. Turn on the radio, baby listen to my song. Turn on the night light baby, I'm gone.



My Baby Quotes: "I took Bobby Kennedy through the delta and he cried like a baby."

I took Bobby Kennedy through the delta and he cried like a baby.



My Baby Quotes: "When money is exchanged for pregnancy, some believe, surrogacy comes close to organ-selling, or even baby-selling."

When money is exchanged for pregnancy, some believe, surrogacy comes close to organ-selling, or even baby-selling.



My Baby Quotes: "I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time."

I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.



My Baby Quotes: "Set aside predictable, regular times to give full attention without being distracted by other concerns while also creating a safe, familiar place for baby to spend time playing alone."

Set aside predictable, regular times to give full attention without being distracted by other concerns while also creating a safe, familiar place for baby to spend time playing alone.



My Baby Quotes: "Birthdays are ghost bounty hunters that track you down to ask, "Que pasa, baby?"

Birthdays are ghost bounty hunters that track you down to ask, "Que pasa, baby?