My Baby Quotes

Storm the castle Stem the tide Rise above yourself Cry baby cry Cry cry to heaven If that doesn't do it for you Go ahead and cry like hell

Men should have more time with their newborn babies.

Ladies of the choir, I want you to sound like twenty-two women having babies without chloroform.

You can't win. Either you have the baby and wear your pain on the outside, or you don't have the baby, and you keep that ache in you forever

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.

The baby is a different person

Babies are endlessly fascinating to look at and I'm obsessed about their complete and utter lack of guile.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

The Olympics can no more lose money than a man can have a baby.

Who is getting more pleasure from this rocking, the baby or me?

Somebody's sent a funny little valentine to me. It's a bunch of baby-roses in a vase of filigree, And hovering above them ... is a fairy cupid tangled in a scarf of poetry.

This Great God, Like a mammy bending over her baby, Kneeled down in the dust Toiling over a lump of clay Till He shaped it in His own image.

Aunt Petunia often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel — Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.

She would lift her peignoir above her knees and say to her husband: 'Give baby a kiss...'

I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about.

A little child born yesterday A thing on mother's milk and kisses fed.

I auditioned for the role of an angel in the Nativity play at school. I didn't get it. I auditioned for Mary; didn't get it. So I made up the character of the sheep who sat next to Baby Jesus.

Are we all bubbles blown by a baby?

For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets, or boxes of kitchen matches.

I wonder if Chupacabras are... baby Mothmen?

I am working on a book urging the beating to death of baby whales using the dead bodies of baby seals.

There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters. Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry.

Can't go on singing the same theme, 'cause baby, can't you see, we've got everything going on? Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you.

Boys in bands are more difficult to deal with than one-year-old babies. I've been one of them, and I am one of them, but it is the truth.

If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it once- I can promise you that!

We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.

Sleep, baby, sleep. Thy father's watching the sheep. Thy mother's shaking the dreamland tree, and down drops a little dream for thee.

I'm not following anybody's tracks, I'm making my own, baby.

The cry of a baby is God's voice: never drive them away from the church!

A torn rotator cuff is a cancer for a pitcher and if a pitcher gets a badly torn one, he has to face the facts, it's all over baby.

Jesus Christ founded His Kingdom on the weakest link of all-a Baby.

Headlines can be strengthend by the inclusion of emotional words like darling, love, fear, proud, friend and baby.

I wanna roll it, roll it, roll it, roll it. Is all I wanna do, for you baby. Girl, it's something kind of sexy. Goin' on about you babe.

There is travel and there are babies; everything else is drudgery and death.

Let me give you a lesson about school. All the kids who were popular end up on the dole with babies. All the nerds end up as pop stars

I threw out all the bath water, and there was no baby there.

I don't think of myself as offbeat and weird. As a kid, I saw myself as the type of guy who would run into a burning building to save the baby.

Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.

I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.

Pretty Polynesian baby over the sea, I remember the night, when we walked in the sands of Waikiki and I held you oh so tight.

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

Mama, you taught me to do the right things / So now you have to let your baby fly / You've given me everything that I will need / To make it through this crazy thing called life

When you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear ducts.

Here a pretty Baby lies Sung asleep with Lullabies: Pray be silent, and not stirre The easie earth that covers her.

The sweetest flowers in all the world- A baby's hands.

Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!

I've learned It's the important little baby steps, which teaches us, how to grow. Moving up just one small notch, will help us more, than we know.

A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made.