My Baby Quotes

A baby fills a hole in your heart that you didn't know was there.

They are taking steps, but they are baby steps.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit.

I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures.

Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

Here a pretty Baby lies Sung asleep with Lullabies: Pray be silent, and not stirre The easie earth that covers her.

The sweetest flowers in all the world- A baby's hands.

Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!

I've learned It's the important little baby steps, which teaches us, how to grow. Moving up just one small notch, will help us more, than we know.

A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made.

When you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear ducts.

I can't bear to hear a woman talk baby talk.

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!

The baby's life is never willfully destroyed because the mother's life is in danger.

Life is expressed in a perpetual sequence of changes. The birth of the child is the death of the baby, just as the birth of the adolescent is the death of the child.

Come on, baby, light my fire. Try to set the night on fire.

I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat.

Such a Big miracle in such a tiny baby. Big things often have small beginnings A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

Serve you right if something did get you, you useless lot of cry-babies!

Some people have got advice, some people have got horror stories. I like people that look you in the eye with a glow and say "It's gonna be cool."

I was just talking to Benedict [Cumberbatch] who's got a little baby and knows his father lives in his phone. We as humans are evolving really fast, so everyday we're hit with that.

If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch your eyes out. My wife ferociously warned me against experimenting on her babies.

Customary greeting to Chief Justice Warren E. Burger, What's shaking, chiefy baby?

Asking liberals where wages and prices come from is like asking six-year-olds where babies come from.

I did babysit a little bit when I was young. I prefer babysitting for babies. I always loved babies. I was not as great with kids that wanted to be entertained and that wanted to talk.

I have a '68 Mustang, which is my baby. I've had her for about six years, which is kind of a miracle, considering how many times she's been stolen.

I have been to anger management twice. After the first session the lady was like, 'Baby, you don't seem that angry at all. You seem like a really nice guy.'

The feeling of your baby taking nourishment from your body for the first time is amazing, and it remains the most touching moment of my life.

I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.

Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.

We forget that this music, music made by my brothers and sisters, is still a baby. It's just beginning. When I think of the possibilities, it makes me smile.

Like a baby learning language, we learn how to communicate with God by listening to His words first.

Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband and my own reality show

I always thought that dads in the old days where rather macho types who wouldn't get close to a baby, let alone change nappies.

Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius.

Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius. Think of the capacity to learn! The freshness, the temperament, the will of a baby a few months old!

Anything you want to say about God you better make sure you can say in front of a pit of burning babies.

Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which case baby's room should be in Peru.

You want baby daddy to be one step ahead of you. Which they can't be, so it's a weird thing to ask for. But I have.

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.

Baby it's you. You're the one I love. You're the one I need. You're the only one I see.

Research has shown that a barren environment is much more damaging to baby animals than it is to adult animals. It does not hurt the adult animals the same way it damages babies.

Talkin', talkin, talkin', talk. Baby, let's just knock it off. They don't know what we been through. They don't know 'bout me and you.

My first marriage was totally unsuitable and shouldn't have happened. It was a whirlwind, rebound thing. I was 23 or 24 - a baby.

I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.

And I've always been paranoid. I can remember as a baby my mother would spin the mobile above my head and thinking..."yeah, that's coming down."

I talked about adopting a baby when I was 20 years old, before it became 'hip.'

We have yet to beat our drums for birth control in the way we beat them for polio vaccine. We are still unable to put babies in the class of dangerous epidemics, even though this is the exact truth.

These are things they need to hear, baby. It's their history.