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My Baby Quotes: "There was a period where our child's birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby Project."

There was a period where our child's birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby Project.



My Baby Quotes: "God walked down the stairs of heaven with a Baby in His arms."

God walked down the stairs of heaven with a Baby in His arms.




My Baby Quotes: "He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time."

He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.



My Baby Quotes: "A healthy newborn has been delivered in a more or less satisfying fashion. The baby is feeding well, has short nails and a clean bottom, and has not drowned. What now?"

A healthy newborn has been delivered in a more or less satisfying fashion. The baby is feeding well, has short nails and a clean bottom, and has not drowned. What now?




My Baby Quotes: "Sometimes you can gradually improve things. But sometimes, they don't work, and you've just got to just say: Let's grind this baby to a halt."

Sometimes you can gradually improve things. But sometimes, they don't work, and you've just got to just say: Let's grind this baby to a halt.



My Baby Quotes: "I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else."

I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else.



My Baby Quotes: "For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out how we can reverse the process."

For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out how we can reverse the process.




My Baby Quotes: "I look at my kid, and one part of me wants to keep her as my little baby. But, y'know, the bottom line is she's 18!"

I look at my kid, and one part of me wants to keep her as my little baby. But, y'know, the bottom line is she's 18!



My Baby Quotes: "Oh my God, baby, you are in so much trouble."

Oh my God, baby, you are in so much trouble.



My Baby Quotes: "Baby's fishing for a dream, fishing near and far. His line a silver moonbeam is, his bait a silver star."

Baby's fishing for a dream, fishing near and far. His line a silver moonbeam is, his bait a silver star.



My Baby Quotes: "C'mon baby light for me!"

C'mon baby light for me!



My Baby Quotes: "England is, after all, the land where children are beaten, wives and babies bashed, football hooligans crunch, and Miss Whip and Miss Lash ply their trade as nowhere else in the western world."

England is, after all, the land where children are beaten, wives and babies bashed, football hooligans crunch, and Miss Whip and Miss Lash ply their trade as nowhere else in the western world.




My Baby Quotes: "Parents should talk to their children, even when they are babies and can't talk back."

Parents should talk to their children, even when they are babies and can't talk back.



My Baby Quotes: "Babies and young children are like the research and development division of the human species, and we grown-ups are production and marketing."

Babies and young children are like the research and development division of the human species, and we grown-ups are production and marketing.



My Baby Quotes: "Unborn children can experience pain even more so than adults as the baby has more pain receptors per square inch than at any other time in its life."

Unborn children can experience pain even more so than adults as the baby has more pain receptors per square inch than at any other time in its life.



My Baby Quotes: "They [sic] ain't gonna stop me from coming here, baby."

They [sic] ain't gonna stop me from coming here, baby.



My Baby Quotes: "No man should travel until he has learned the language of the country he visits. Otherwise he voluntarily makes himself a great baby - so helpless and so ridiculous."

No man should travel until he has learned the language of the country he visits. Otherwise he voluntarily makes himself a great baby - so helpless and so ridiculous.



My Baby Quotes: "Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who prattle and play to it."

Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who prattle and play to it.



My Baby Quotes: "I couldn't run for any office. I think that religion is bad, weed is good, and babies are disgusting; who would vote for me?"

I couldn't run for any office. I think that religion is bad, weed is good, and babies are disgusting; who would vote for me?



My Baby Quotes: "I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time."

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.



My Baby Quotes: "I love babies. I could take care of them for all the days of my life and I'd be happy. It is for sure passion No. 1."

I love babies. I could take care of them for all the days of my life and I'd be happy. It is for sure passion No. 1.



My Baby Quotes: "Suddenly she was here. And I was no longer pregnant; I was a mother. I never believed in miracles before."

Suddenly she was here. And I was no longer pregnant; I was a mother. I never believed in miracles before.



My Baby Quotes: "In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!"

In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!



My Baby Quotes: "I close my eyes and it's so real and all at once I know just what I feel - And baby it's the kind of rush that terrifies."

I close my eyes and it's so real and all at once I know just what I feel - And baby it's the kind of rush that terrifies.



My Baby Quotes: "Holding these babies in my arms makes me realize the miracle my husband and I began."

Holding these babies in my arms makes me realize the miracle my husband and I began.



My Baby Quotes: "My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing."

My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.



My Baby Quotes: "When a mother has a baby, she should stay home with that baby."

When a mother has a baby, she should stay home with that baby.



My Baby Quotes: "Maybe if I have another baby [I will grow my hair], because your hair grows super fast. I'll just grow it out and go natural for a minute."

Maybe if I have another baby [I will grow my hair], because your hair grows super fast. I'll just grow it out and go natural for a minute.



My Baby Quotes: "I was proud of the youths who opposed the war in Vietnam because they were my babies."

I was proud of the youths who opposed the war in Vietnam because they were my babies.



My Baby Quotes: "I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?"

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?



My Baby Quotes: "Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.



My Baby Quotes: "The world is a very complicated place, as babies know."

The world is a very complicated place, as babies know.



My Baby Quotes: "There must be a better reason to have a baby than to provide a plot point in a rom-com. Don't you think?"

There must be a better reason to have a baby than to provide a plot point in a rom-com. Don't you think?



My Baby Quotes: "Success is a staircase, not a doorway."

Success is a staircase, not a doorway.



My Baby Quotes: "I'd like to thank my wife, Anna. I love you more than rainbows, baby"

I'd like to thank my wife, Anna. I love you more than rainbows, baby



My Baby Quotes: "It's a good thing babies don't give you a lot of time to think. You fall in love with them and when you realize how much they love you back, life is very simple."

It's a good thing babies don't give you a lot of time to think. You fall in love with them and when you realize how much they love you back, life is very simple.



My Baby Quotes: "We all wanted babies - but did any of us want children?"

We all wanted babies - but did any of us want children?



My Baby Quotes: "I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby."

I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.



My Baby Quotes: "Nothing grows in our garden, only washing. And babies."

Nothing grows in our garden, only washing. And babies.



My Baby Quotes: "A live action movie is work, and an animated movie is you showing up in your pajamas once every three months, or in my case, just a splash of baby powder. It's not any kind of heavy lifting."

A live action movie is work, and an animated movie is you showing up in your pajamas once every three months, or in my case, just a splash of baby powder. It's not any kind of heavy lifting.



My Baby Quotes: "Without a deadline, baby, I wouldn't do nothing."

Without a deadline, baby, I wouldn't do nothing.



My Baby Quotes: "Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives."

Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives.



My Baby Quotes: "The thing that's nice about pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby."

The thing that's nice about pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby.



My Baby Quotes: "I have the most lovely, healthy bouncing baby, she was all very compact and the right size."

I have the most lovely, healthy bouncing baby, she was all very compact and the right size.



My Baby Quotes: "The truth is, no matter how trying they become, babies two and under don't have the ability to make moral choices, so they can't be bad. That category only exists in the adult mind."

The truth is, no matter how trying they become, babies two and under don't have the ability to make moral choices, so they can't be bad. That category only exists in the adult mind.



My Baby Quotes: "I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends."

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.



My Baby Quotes: "Since women are better at producing babies, presumably Nature has given men some talent to compensate. But for the moment I can't think of it."

Since women are better at producing babies, presumably Nature has given men some talent to compensate. But for the moment I can't think of it.



My Baby Quotes: "The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father."

The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father.



My Baby Quotes: "Chips with every damn thing. You breed babies and you eat chips with everything."

Chips with every damn thing. You breed babies and you eat chips with everything.