My Baby Quotes

Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who prattle and play to it.

No man should travel until he has learned the language of the country he visits. Otherwise he voluntarily makes himself a great baby - so helpless and so ridiculous.

They [sic] ain't gonna stop me from coming here, baby.

Unborn children can experience pain even more so than adults as the baby has more pain receptors per square inch than at any other time in its life.

Babies and young children are like the research and development division of the human species, and we grown-ups are production and marketing.

Parents should talk to their children, even when they are babies and can't talk back.

England is, after all, the land where children are beaten, wives and babies bashed, football hooligans crunch, and Miss Whip and Miss Lash ply their trade as nowhere else in the western world.

C'mon baby light for me!

Baby's fishing for a dream, fishing near and far. His line a silver moonbeam is, his bait a silver star.

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one

The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby at any time. Those guys knew that. These guys would not compromise and meet me halfway.

My hair is a battle. It's an uphill, fine, baby-haired battle.

I knew it was going to be the most extraordinary thing in my life, but how powerful it is, you can never know until you have a baby.

Live Aid was a baby Woodstock, a child of Woodstock, which I call Globalstock.

I'm not particularly pre-occupied with the husband / baby thing. Besides I have a dog.

I started dancing before I could talk. Other babies learn to stand and then walk - I just danced.

I miss your love, I miss your touch But I'm feeling you every day. And I can almost hear you say You've come a long way baby.

Running for president must be like having babies. You have to forget what it was like the last time before you want to do it again.

Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull and cut a six inch valley through the middle of my soul.

Someone once told me that the '…Baby One More Time' video should be me as a superhero fighting a giant robot monster.

Anyway that other thing we almost did in Paris-that's probably off the table for a while.Unless you want that whole baby-I'm-on-fire-when-we kiss thing to become freakishly literal

I call my children "My Hundred Thousand Dollar Babies Before They Were Even Born"!

Baby, your nothing but too much trouble. Gotta bury this love and bury the shovel.

If you look around Brazil you see pregnant women everywhere. Here you don't see that as much. There the only thing they do is babies, babies, babies! Especially the poor families.

We all parent the best we can. Being human, we're ambivalent. We want perfection for our babies, but we also need sleep.

In the first World War British propaganda had to invent the stories of German soldiers bayoneting Belgian babies, because there were too few real atrocities to feed the hatred against the enemy.

Spank me, whip me, let me come back home. Break out the leather, baby.

Poetry is what we turn to in the most emotional moments of our life - when a beloved friend dies, when a baby is born or when we fall in love.

I miss him in so many ways, but right now I miss him in the way you always miss someone when you're single among a room full of couples.

Liberty plucks justice by the nose; The baby beats the nurse, and quite athwart Goes all decorum.

Well, it's a Bloody Mary morning, my baby left without warning.

I was adopted when I was a baby. My mother carried me for nine months and she held me for one hour, and didn't see me again.

There's no messiahs out here, baby, but I found the holy grail alright. Cause I'm lying in your arms tonight.

Yoogeun's a global baby now. Golbae.

Speeches are like babies-easy to conceive but hard to deliver.

So you want to be married, oh baby, trying to put me on a chain, ain't that some shame? You must be losing your weak little mind.

Cherry Money Baby is fabulous in every sense of the word! It’s earthy and smart and moving, laugh-out-loud funny, surprising, inventive, suspenseful, and — Oh, Hell — just gorgeously written!

One of my favorite eras is the '80s. I'm an '80s baby to the world, love everything about the '80s.

Every character is a baby. You can't choose between them. If you can, you didn't do your job. You have to fall in love with every character.

I am in a lot of pain. They say it is more pain than when you have a baby but I don't know as I have not had one. It is not possible.

When you're an actor on set, people treat you like a giant baby. They don't let you do anything. Like, "Do you need any food? Do you need the bathroom?"

I do not want to die being known for doing baby mama DNA tests on my show.

Real beauty is when you're centered, when our mind is with the truth. That is how every baby is beautiful because they are centered.

A rose with all its sweetest leaves yet folded.

For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased.

Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo

I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that.

…he murmured. “Of course, you’re my favorite ride.” “Aw, that’s sweet, baby. And you’re my favorite joystick.

Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus

People who make babies surrender their right to behave like them.