My Baby Quotes

As far as I know, my husband never had a baby.

Sweet weeping baby Jesus he has a six-pack to beat all six-packs!

When babies listen, what they're doing is taking statistics on the language that they hear.

I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.

Yoogeun's a global baby now. Golbae.

I wasn't a person who was longing forever to have a baby; the desire came up suddenly.

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.

I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.

Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let's unleash her rage. Great idea.

I do not want to die being known for doing baby mama DNA tests on my show.

On a baby of his own: You gotta be married first. That's my rule: marriage then baby!

I do love old horror, everytime I watch Rosemary's Baby the performances just get richer and richer and more multi-layered, and I see images that are just so politically outrageous. I love it all.

I love to receive babies into this world, so crawling around on my knees in the birth room is my best place, and most often you can still find me there.

When you're an actor on set, people treat you like a giant baby. They don't let you do anything. Like, "Do you need any food? Do you need the bathroom?"

I'd listened to [Ornette Coleman] all kinds of ways. I listened to him high and I listened to him cold sober. I even played with him. I think he's jiving baby.

Sorry, there's nothing like a screaming baby to make a mother twitch.

To return to awareness is to notice this new world with baby-eyes, and to appreciate her strangeness.

Our culture needs to find a robust image of female success that is first, not male, and second, not a white woman on the phone, holding a crying baby.

Biggest lesson I've ever had in life is that blues had a baby and they named it rock 'n' roll.

Real beauty is when you're centered, when our mind is with the truth. That is how every baby is beautiful because they are centered.

My mom calls me 'baby face.' It's very embarrassing.

…he murmured. “Of course, you’re my favorite ride.” “Aw, that’s sweet, baby. And you’re my favorite joystick.

The Indians the needed some food, and some skins for a roof. They only took what they needed, baby, millions of buffalo were the proof.

Baby bye Here's a fly, Let us watch him. you and I, How he crawls Up the walls Yet he never falls.

Cherry Money Baby is fabulous in every sense of the word! It’s earthy and smart and moving, laugh-out-loud funny, surprising, inventive, suspenseful, and — Oh, Hell — just gorgeously written!

I had to get back to work... NBC has me under contract; the baby and I only have a verbal agreement.

Take back your insurance, baby, nothing is guaranteed. Take back your acid rain, let your TV bleed.

The tiny madman in his padded cell.

When all of your friends are getting pregnant, you start thinking about it. But for Amy and I, show business is our baby.

Liberty plucks justice by the nose; The baby beats the nurse, and quite athwart Goes all decorum.

Oh, I know that. You know me, baby, I cannot be broken. Takes a giant to snap me in half.

What manner of mind considers this holy estate [pregnancy] which women are privileged by the Almighty to attain as a slur upon the social conscience?

Whenever I look at a baby or children in general, I smile and just want to play with them.

I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here.

Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

The great high of winning Wimbledon lasts for about a week. You go down in the record book, but you don't have anything tangible to hold on to. But having a baby -- there isn't any comparison.

They're kind of baby steps. We haven't made any measurable impact on the mortality rate or survival of this disease.

If my baby don't love me no more, I know her sister will.

I'm part of the consumer culture. I was part of the baby boom generation. I have a car when I shouldn't, a couple of computers; I can't be anti-consumerist in that sense.

Oh God, baby...love me.

Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby.

My baby is amazing, even his head smells amazing. His breath, the whole thing, you could eat him!

My baby she's a long and lean, you mess with her you see a man get mean.

Well there's floodin' down in Texas. All of the telephone lines are down. Well, I've been tryin' to call my baby, Lord, and I can't get a single sound.

Babies in silk hats playing with dynamite.

A baby's feet, like sea-shells pink Might tempt, should heaven see meet, An angel's lips to kiss, we think, A baby's feet.

The software program for motherhood is impossible to fully download into the male brain. You give them two tasks and they're like, 'I have to change the baby and get the dry cleaning?'

The anti-aging advert that I would like to see is a baby covered in cream saying, 'Aah, I've used too much'

In my experience as a record producer, the people who most get involved are the people from independent labels who feel they have more to do with it; it's their "baby" kind of thing.

All I ever wanted since I arrived here on earth are the same things I needed as a baby, to go from cold to warm, lonely to held, the vessel to the giver, empty to full.