My Baby Quotes

My faith is a great weight hung on a small wire, as doth the spider hang her baby on a thin web.

I'm a huge Dirty Dancing fan. I feel like I should be reading [William] Shakespeare, but I'm watching Baby not be in a corner.

Well all of Chuck's children are out there playing his licks, get into your kicks. Come back baby, rock and roll never forgets.

I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is how do we raise the baby... because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's father is Catholic.

Life isn't like coursework, baby. It's one damn essay crisis after another.

Baby, this town rips the bones from our back it's a death trap, it's a suicide rap. We got to get out while we're young.

Baby, in a world without pity Do you think what I'm askin's too much I just want to feel you in my arms Share a little of that Human Touch.

You will never know the exquisite pain of the guy who goes home alone. Cause without the bitter, baby, the sweet ain't as sweet.

Not until all babies are born from glass jars will the combat cease between mother and son.

Men, Babies, it doesn't matter...we're soulmates

Having the baby changed my life a lot. I don't want to go on the road.

Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant women are forbidden to eat. Thanks for the mercury.

When the baby is older take the diapers off, my girl is gonna do the Slop.

Even babies like to grab for things just beyond their reach.

There's a test they can do to determine a baby's gender ahead of time; I think they insert a tiny photo of Leonardo DiCaprio into the uterus, and if the baby punches it, it's a boy.

I see you young and soft oh little baby Little feet, little hands, little baby One year of crying and the words creep up inside Creep into your mind So much to say

What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them and say, 'Look, I'm sorry, but your baby is fking boring.'

Still looking for that blue jean, baby queen, prettiest girl that I ever seen. See her shake on the movie screen, Jimmy Dean.

Every morning I wake up and see my beautiful wife is like a gift. She gave me the gift of love and gorgeous wonderful babies.

I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.

Men hand out cigars. Women 'hand out' babies. And thus the world, for thousands of years, has gone round.

The information on a baby born to Vladimir Putin is false. I am going to ask people who have money to organize a contest on the best media rumor.

I'm four months along, but I feel like I'm carrying the baby in my a--, it's so big.

I like the Polanski stuff more than anything else. Rosemary's Baby is still one of my favorite movies of all time. The idea of her being impregnated with the devil is just so frightening.

All babies look like Winston Churchill.

Troubles, like babies, grow larger by nursing.

When a 12-year-old, a 13-year-old, so desperately wants a baby what she's looking for is the kind of unconditional love a child gives a mother and a mother gives a child.

Mastering is your last chance to fix or address any issues that you may have before giving birth to this beautiful baby album or track.

If you can out last that discomfort! I guarantee you baby; on the other side of it is success.

A baby's mother also needs a mother.

No baby shall at any time be quartered in a house where there are no soft laps, no laughter, or no love.

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.

I sort of look at some peers of mine and I think, 'No, you've got it all wrong!' I just want to tell them all to have babies and be happy and not get sucked into that Hollywood thing.

One touch is worth ten thousand words.

Your top job as a new parent is to love your baby like crazy. After showering her with affection, your next two important jobs are to feed her and to calm her when she cries.

I am moving towards being vegan. When I crack an egg now, I look and think could that have become a baby

If Oprah, Steven Spielberg and Bono had a baby, I would be that baby.

Every character I do is something special to me. Every time you score with a great character relationship in a movie, it becomes your baby.

I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that one the female?

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, thats what you expect to gain.

There are babies a span long in hell.

How dare you say it's nothing to me? Baby, you're the only light I ever saw.

As souls must cry when they awaken in tiny babies and find themselves far from heaven

I can't wait to have kids; I just can't wait to hold a baby in my arms.

Baby, you are gonna miss that plane.

Morality is the tendency to pour out the baby with the bathwater.

Have to love the preemptive guilt trip! I will be visiting home for Mother's Day. Hoping for minimal "baby cannon" talk, but realistically that's going to be a big part of the day.

conversation is like a dear little baby that is brought in to be handed round. You must rock it, nurse it, keep it on the move if you want it to keep smiling.

I want a pig. I want a pig on a leash. A baby pig on a leash.

Never bury something deep, baby. Takes twice as much courage to be who you are, say what you think, feel what you feel and let it show then it does to bury it.