My Baby Quotes

I'm a Broadway baby, through and through. It's my first love, and it's what brought me to New York in the first place.

Work all paled into the background as soon as I had a baby.

To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over.

When we do 'Sports Illustrated,' it starts the night before. You do a St. Tropez tan that night, then baby oil gel, then body color.

One of my earliest memories is of bashing the keyboard with my hands, my chubby little baby hands, and I remember the sound hitting my face. It became my toy.

His energy is very malevolent. Don't get sick or I'll start asking you if the baby is all right in front of him.

We have to actually choose a name," Kane murmured above her head. "We can't keep calling him 'baby.' When he's fifteen he might resent it.

We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough.

She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such as the guileless Beta Male had never seen.

Also consider that someday, when you’re dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh about how stupid you were.

Yeah, baby! I didn't get to keep the pink baby doll outfit, but I wish I did because people are always telling me I should wear it.

Babies are unreasonable; they expect far too much of existence. Each new generation that comes takes one look at the world, thinks wildly, "Is this all they've done to it?" and bursts into tears.

One thing about hanging out with a baby is that you can remember a little bit better what it was like to be a kid, and all the mystery that came along with it.

The easiest way to get your body back after baby is to not gain too much weight during your pregnancy!

A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.

The first of America's 79 million baby boomers turned 60 this month. Time flies when you're growing old.

The look that passes between Jeffrey and Kimber right then feels like it requires a swell of cheesy music in the background. Aw, I think. Baby brother's in love. I also find this kind of gross.

We may see Michael Jackson's baby before we know the final outcome of this race for the House of Representatives tonight.

Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family.

Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.

She didn't want to let go of him, or the baby, but sometimes life made you give up what you loved most.

Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say "your child." MY child just wants to eat the toys.

Of course prostitutes have babies. Where do you think traffic wardens come from?

But what I really want is to just swim around in a warm baby pool of these friends, jump in their dry leaf pile-to rub them all over myself, without words and clothes.

Move into kiss those sweet sugar lips, baby looks just like love.

The worst part of directing is always seeing the first assembly. It's devastating. It really is. It's like going into the delivery room and you can't wait to see your baby, and it's a crocodile.

I just can't imagine a Heaven without children!-What a dead lifeless place without babies and kids!

I'll stick with you baby for a thousand years.

Everybody was upset that Vladimir Putin was missing. He was in Switzerland with his girlfriend. She had a baby in Switzerland because in Russia childbirth is not covered by Putin-care.

Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.

The senator got so tired on the campaign trail that he started kissing hands and shaking babies.

It's like, you know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait.

I know it's hard being a single mother baby, he said, but we're talking fundamentals here. Homemade cookies are one of the best parts of christmas. It's an absolute fundamental.

Weight loss after pregnancy is safe but requires attention and guidelines

I was brought up Methodist, christened as a little baby and went to church every Sunday.

My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby

Who said I can't wear my Converse With my dress, well baby That's just me!

I said I would get better with each baby, and I have.

My babies and I benefited greatly from our nightly bonding sessions and co-sleeping arrangements, and I'm glad I did it for as long as I did.

Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.” “Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.

Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'.

It is far easier to explain to a three-year-old how babies are made than to explain the processes whereby bread or sugar appear on the table.

Now if I lived in my land, which I do, if I lived in Iceland, if I lived in Greensland I'd still have Chinese children, but out of my ears my little grey baby hears.

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

It takes nine months for a baby to develop, it takes nine months to develop a character.

I said, baby, do you have no shame? She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly, like cows at a passing train.

If you go with what Hillary [Clinton] is saying, in the ninth month, you can take the baby and rip the baby out of the womb of the mother just prior to the birth of the baby.

First of all, these lenders are not babies. These are total killers. These are not the nice, sweet little people you think. You're living in a world of make-believe.

I have never understood the appeal of babies, they seem such horrible creatures most of the time!

Troubles are like babies - they only grow by nursing.