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My Baby Quotes: "Work all paled into the background as soon as I had a baby."

Work all paled into the background as soon as I had a baby.



My Baby Quotes: "To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over."

To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over.




My Baby Quotes: "When we do 'Sports Illustrated,' it starts the night before. You do a St. Tropez tan that night, then baby oil gel, then body color."

When we do 'Sports Illustrated,' it starts the night before. You do a St. Tropez tan that night, then baby oil gel, then body color.



My Baby Quotes: "One of my earliest memories is of bashing the keyboard with my hands, my chubby little baby hands, and I remember the sound hitting my face. It became my toy."

One of my earliest memories is of bashing the keyboard with my hands, my chubby little baby hands, and I remember the sound hitting my face. It became my toy.




My Baby Quotes: "His energy is very malevolent. Don't get sick or I'll start asking you if the baby is all right in front of him."

His energy is very malevolent. Don't get sick or I'll start asking you if the baby is all right in front of him.



My Baby Quotes: "We have to actually choose a name," Kane murmured above her head. "We can't keep calling him 'baby.' When he's fifteen he might resent it."

We have to actually choose a name," Kane murmured above her head. "We can't keep calling him 'baby.' When he's fifteen he might resent it.



My Baby Quotes: "We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough."

We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough.




My Baby Quotes: "She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such as the guileless Beta Male had never seen."

She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such as the guileless Beta Male had never seen.



My Baby Quotes: "Also consider that someday, when you’re dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh about how stupid you were."

Also consider that someday, when you’re dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh about how stupid you were.



My Baby Quotes: "Yeah, baby! I didn't get to keep the pink baby doll outfit, but I wish I did because people are always telling me I should wear it."

Yeah, baby! I didn't get to keep the pink baby doll outfit, but I wish I did because people are always telling me I should wear it.



My Baby Quotes: "Babies are unreasonable; they expect far too much of existence. Each new generation that comes takes one look at the world, thinks wildly, "Is this all they've done to it?" and bursts into tears."

Babies are unreasonable; they expect far too much of existence. Each new generation that comes takes one look at the world, thinks wildly, "Is this all they've done to it?" and bursts into tears.



My Baby Quotes: "One thing about hanging out with a baby is that you can remember a little bit better what it was like to be a kid, and all the mystery that came along with it."

One thing about hanging out with a baby is that you can remember a little bit better what it was like to be a kid, and all the mystery that came along with it.




My Baby Quotes: "The easiest way to get your body back after baby is to not gain too much weight during your pregnancy!"

The easiest way to get your body back after baby is to not gain too much weight during your pregnancy!



My Baby Quotes: "A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel."

A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.



My Baby Quotes: "The first of America's 79 million baby boomers turned 60 this month. Time flies when you're growing old."

The first of America's 79 million baby boomers turned 60 this month. Time flies when you're growing old.



My Baby Quotes: "The look that passes between Jeffrey and Kimber right then feels like it requires a swell of cheesy music in the background. Aw, I think. Baby brother's in love. I also find this kind of gross."

The look that passes between Jeffrey and Kimber right then feels like it requires a swell of cheesy music in the background. Aw, I think. Baby brother's in love. I also find this kind of gross.



My Baby Quotes: "We may see Michael Jackson's baby before we know the final outcome of this race for the House of Representatives tonight."

We may see Michael Jackson's baby before we know the final outcome of this race for the House of Representatives tonight.



My Baby Quotes: "Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family."

Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family.



My Baby Quotes: "Babies aren't dishwasher-safe."

Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.



My Baby Quotes: "She didn't want to let go of him, or the baby, but sometimes life made you give up what you loved most."

She didn't want to let go of him, or the baby, but sometimes life made you give up what you loved most.



My Baby Quotes: "Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say "your child." MY child just wants to eat the toys."

Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say "your child." MY child just wants to eat the toys.



My Baby Quotes: "Of course prostitutes have babies. Where do you think traffic wardens come from?"

Of course prostitutes have babies. Where do you think traffic wardens come from?



My Baby Quotes: "But what I really want is to just swim around in a warm baby pool of these friends, jump in their dry leaf pile-to rub them all over myself, without words and clothes."

But what I really want is to just swim around in a warm baby pool of these friends, jump in their dry leaf pile-to rub them all over myself, without words and clothes.



My Baby Quotes: "Move into kiss those sweet sugar lips, baby looks just like love."

Move into kiss those sweet sugar lips, baby looks just like love.



My Baby Quotes: "The worst part of directing is always seeing the first assembly. It's devastating. It really is. It's like going into the delivery room and you can't wait to see your baby, and it's a crocodile."

The worst part of directing is always seeing the first assembly. It's devastating. It really is. It's like going into the delivery room and you can't wait to see your baby, and it's a crocodile.



My Baby Quotes: "I just can't imagine a Heaven without children!-What a dead lifeless place without babies and kids!"

I just can't imagine a Heaven without children!-What a dead lifeless place without babies and kids!



My Baby Quotes: "I'll stick with you baby for a thousand years."

I'll stick with you baby for a thousand years.



My Baby Quotes: "Everybody was upset that Vladimir Putin was missing. He was in Switzerland with his girlfriend. She had a baby in Switzerland because in Russia childbirth is not covered by Putin-care."

Everybody was upset that Vladimir Putin was missing. He was in Switzerland with his girlfriend. She had a baby in Switzerland because in Russia childbirth is not covered by Putin-care.



My Baby Quotes: "Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver."

Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.



My Baby Quotes: "The senator got so tired on the campaign trail that he started kissing hands and shaking babies."

The senator got so tired on the campaign trail that he started kissing hands and shaking babies.



My Baby Quotes: "It's like, you know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait."

It's like, you know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait.



My Baby Quotes: "I know it's hard being a single mother baby, he said, but we're talking fundamentals here. Homemade cookies are one of the best parts of christmas. It's an absolute fundamental."

I know it's hard being a single mother baby, he said, but we're talking fundamentals here. Homemade cookies are one of the best parts of christmas. It's an absolute fundamental.



My Baby Quotes: "Weight loss after pregnancy is safe but requires attention and guidelines"

Weight loss after pregnancy is safe but requires attention and guidelines



My Baby Quotes: "I was brought up Methodist, christened as a little baby and went to church every Sunday."

I was brought up Methodist, christened as a little baby and went to church every Sunday.



My Baby Quotes: "My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby"

My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby



My Baby Quotes: "Who said I can't wear my Converse With my dress, well baby That's just me!"

Who said I can't wear my Converse With my dress, well baby That's just me!



My Baby Quotes: "I said I would get better with each baby, and I have."

I said I would get better with each baby, and I have.



My Baby Quotes: "My babies and I benefited greatly from our nightly bonding sessions and co-sleeping arrangements, and I'm glad I did it for as long as I did."

My babies and I benefited greatly from our nightly bonding sessions and co-sleeping arrangements, and I'm glad I did it for as long as I did.



My Baby Quotes: "Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.” “Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes."

Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.” “Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.



My Baby Quotes: "Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'."

Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'.



My Baby Quotes: "It is far easier to explain to a three-year-old how babies are made than to explain the processes whereby bread or sugar appear on the table."

It is far easier to explain to a three-year-old how babies are made than to explain the processes whereby bread or sugar appear on the table.



My Baby Quotes: "Now if I lived in my land, which I do, if I lived in Iceland, if I lived in Greensland I'd still have Chinese children, but out of my ears my little grey baby hears."

Now if I lived in my land, which I do, if I lived in Iceland, if I lived in Greensland I'd still have Chinese children, but out of my ears my little grey baby hears.



My Baby Quotes: "Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events."

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.



My Baby Quotes: "It takes nine months for a baby to develop, it takes nine months to develop a character."

It takes nine months for a baby to develop, it takes nine months to develop a character.



My Baby Quotes: "I said, baby, do you have no shame? She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly, like cows at a passing train."

I said, baby, do you have no shame? She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly, like cows at a passing train.



My Baby Quotes: "If you go with what Hillary [Clinton] is saying, in the ninth month, you can take the baby and rip the baby out of the womb of the mother just prior to the birth of the baby."

If you go with what Hillary [Clinton] is saying, in the ninth month, you can take the baby and rip the baby out of the womb of the mother just prior to the birth of the baby.



My Baby Quotes: "First of all, these lenders are not babies. These are total killers. These are not the nice, sweet little people you think. You're living in a world of make-believe."

First of all, these lenders are not babies. These are total killers. These are not the nice, sweet little people you think. You're living in a world of make-believe.



My Baby Quotes: "I have never understood the appeal of babies, they seem such horrible creatures most of the time!"

I have never understood the appeal of babies, they seem such horrible creatures most of the time!



My Baby Quotes: "Troubles are like babies - they only grow by nursing."

Troubles are like babies - they only grow by nursing.