My Baby Quotes

Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?

Baby she look like a star, but only on camera, only on camera, only on camera.

And I met your baby moms last night. We took a picture together, I hope she frames it. And I was drinking at the Palms last night. And ended up losing everything that I came with.

I said, 'Hey', she said, 'Hi.' I said, 'Us', she said, 'Try,' 'And if you're thinkin strictly boots, then I'll say baby, bye bye.'

The show has brought a lot of pleasure and entertainment to an entire generation of Baby Boomers and now their own teens who watch the show on cable.

Take me home tonight, listen honey, just like Ronnie sang, be my little baby.

Mother elephants in the circus cannot help their babies, but we can.

In youth, before I waxe' d old, The blind boy,Venus' baby, For want of cunning made me bold, In bitter hive to grope for honey.

Motherhood is an essential, difficult, and full-time job. Women who do not wish to be mothers should not have babies.

Babies are born with neither good nor bad character. Normal people - as they grow, learn and are trained - develop better or worse dispositions and habits of conduct.

I think filmmakers, in general... There are some awesome, really great filmmakers - but on the whole, filmmakers, actors, I think they are the biggest bunch of whiny, over-paid babies on the planet.

As a kid, I was the neighbourhood baby-sitter - very responsible, always in charge.

Somehow when you see a politician kiss a baby, shake a hand -- kiss anything -- it is tainted.

The job of the baby is to learn.

I don't want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: "That's a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.

I really have to wonder who or what made Daddy become this way. Babies aren't born cruel or filled with sick desire. Evil is not intrinsic. It's fashioned.

Blue jean baby, LA lady, seamstress for the band. Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man. Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand.

On a cold and gray Chicago morning another little baby child is born in the ghetto, and his Mama cries.

I had judgments about how to have a baby that are not realistic for every woman. So I surrendered, let it go, and was willing to accept the outcome. All I really wanted was a healthy, happy baby.

Having a crying baby is inspiration to get the job done quickly.

I can feel the knee or the foot. The baby is starting to get heavy, and it’s a really incredible feeling. I’m so grateful I get to experience this.

I have no TV, thank God. I haven't heard anything about Tom Cruise, except that he had a baby, I think.

Writing jokes for others is like having babies for someone else. It's sad. Like the woman who gives up her baby but needs to be close so she secretly becomes the maid in the household.

I would like to have you quote me, Erich von Stroheim, as having said on this day of this month of this year this one thing: you Americans are living on baby food.

Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down and not remember where she left it.

My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty.

If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.

Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede.

I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby.

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.

I'm a total water-baby. I've seen some pristine beaches, from Greece to Goa.

Babies are thinking and attracting before they are speaking. Even though you are only months old in your physical body, you are a very old and wise Creator, focused in that baby's body.

Children or babies learn to mimic the vibration of the adults who surround them long before they learn to mimic their words.

Don't throw a baby at anything - even a burglar.

Personally, I think wearing a baby chinchilla says, 'I'm ignorant.'

I've noticed that since I've been pregnant I see babies everywhere. I love talking to them. I never used to really like kids that much. I guess it comes out of you naturally.

I never can understand how two men can write a book together; to me that's like three people getting together to have a baby.

And will I like being called a jazz-baby? You will love it.

Even though I found you on an ordinary day, it felt like I found a precious pearl in an oyster when I deep dived into the sea. Baby, you are really that precious to me.

Baby smiled, mother wailed, Earthward while the sweetling sailed; Mother smiled, baby wailed, When to earth came Viola.

I might be a wicked girl who'd think nothing of eating a baby for breakfast, but I'd never allow myself to get expelled. It's far too public.

If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy.

A couple of my friends started having babies, and I thought, 'Maybe one day, with the right guy.' I have to find the guy first.

I was born singing. Most babies cry, I sang an aria.

Light is actually the first word I said as a little baby.

Its a way for you to support the children by sending pencils, beanie babies or soccer balls. That all started because of one of those convoys I was on.

This is myself, baby. All of my selves. I own each and every one of them. I know who I'm pretending to be and who I am." The look he gives me is withering. "Do you?

cute," she announced. "and oh,baby doll,you do give off a powerful vide,don't you? makes me want to touch you." with your teeth,id bet.i say to myself

[...] any fool can make a discovery. Every baby has to discover more in the first years of its life than Roger Bacon ever discovered in his laboratory.

Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?