My Baby Quotes

This imitation Elvis may not be the king, but baby I'm the next best thing.

When you have a baby, sleep is not an option. You can't sleep. Even on vacation, you wake up at 6:30 a.m.

A new study found that a mother's diet affects her baby's allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats.

You're sitting there, with your wife and your baby and your smiling dog, and you're watching Real Housewives getting into fistfights on TV. And you go, 'How great is my life? I'm so happy right now.'

I've fallen in love maybe five times in my life. But it's a long life. I do get crushes. Whether it's men or women or babies.

my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.

Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.

Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.

All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.

That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.

What do you do with mother love and mother wit when the babies are grown and gone away?

That's the strange thing about being a mother: until you have a baby, you don't even realize how much you were missing one

newborns reminded her of tiny buddhas

When you look into your baby’s eyes,” Lacy said softly, “you see everything you hope they can be…not everything you wish they won’t become.

I believe in love. I think it just hits you and pulls the rug out from underneath you and, like a baby, demands your attention every minute of the day.

When I was little, the great mystery to me was not how babies were made, but why?

Don't pull your love out on me baby.

Either the Baby Boomers are not going to have the retirement life that they expect or taxpayers are going to be hit with a tremendously huge bill. Or both.

She was pondering the option of law school, the great American baby-sitter for directionless postgrads.

Inventions that are not made, like babies that are not born, are rarely missed. In the absence of new developments, old ones may seem very impressive for quite a long while.

James Cagney as a baby is not my ideal thing.

In Baby You're A Rich Man the point was, stop moaning, you're a rich man and we're all rich, heh heh, baby!

I certainly had my years as an out of work actor but I was married with a baby. My wife was supporting us.

My father was 64 when I was conceived, my mother 38, which was late for babies in the 1940s.

We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.

Babies learn through a series of increasingly self-corrected ideas. They use very sophisticated hypothesis testing strategies to find out about their world.

I don't do anything or have any magical secret or something, other than drinking baby's blood, of course.

Ten strong horses could not pull an empty baby carriage if they worked independently of each other.

No one sits in front of a drum set and thinks they invented it all out of whole cloth. The fact that the set is there means that you've got some dues to pay to Baby Dodds.

You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now.

That rich guy you've been seeing, must have put you down. Welcome back baby, to the poor side of town.

[CNN, USA Today] they've got 24 hours to fill. You know, how many times can Anna Nicole Smith's baby get a new father?

I found once you start writing about God it's really fun. It's like a rock singer saying "baby." "Baby, baby, baaayy-by." You start saying "God" on the page and you don't want to stop.

What do babies dream of? She must be dreaming of the before-life, just as I dream of the afterlife.

Since the late 1970s, 163 million female babies have been aborted by parents seeking sons.

Do you see how you hurt me, baby? So I hurt you too. Then we both get so blue. I am on a lonely road and I am traveling, looking for the key to set me free.

As failures go, attempting to recall the past is like trying to grasp the meaning of existence. Both make one feel like a baby clutching at a basketball: one's palms keep sliding off.

All babies are Buddha babies.

I've got a checklist of things I want - including a Brit, a Grammy, an Oscar and a white poodle. Sometimes it gets lonely, and I want a baby too! I'm ticking things off the list.

I am an actress, a producer, a philanthropist, a wife, and above all a mommy to my beautiful babies, Leonardo and Valentino.

There's something honorable about holding out for love and not breaking up for the sake of the baby. I see people get divorced, and there is a part of me that thinks, I wonder how hard they tried?

Powerful, emotionally charged and worthy of every accolade the film industry has to offer. OCTOBER BABY will change you ... just open your heart.

I enjoy the old-fashioned idea of, like, His Girl Friday and Bringing Up Baby, those old movies.

I'm not much of a baby freak - I like them when they're older.

My children are babies and my husband has scarcely half an hour in 24 to give me.

Jack wrapped his arms around her, pulling her close. He whispered in her ear. “He’s not getting near you again, baby, I promise. No one’s laying a finger on you ever again.

I'd just as soon stay home and raise babies

I think, is a cultural thing, too. You know, everyone wants to see the baby. Everybody's bringing gifts for the baby.

I don't like running when I'm holding things in my hand, whether it's a dog leash or a baby jogger. My mechanics get all messed up.