My Baby Quotes

Where's your instruction manual?" I asked him. "What's the baby customer-service number?

From what I was able to hear," Dane said, "Tara dumped off a surprise baby with your mother, who's planning to sell it on eBay." "Social Services," I said. "She hasn't thought of eBay yet.

I had a planned C-section and I cried the entire day before I had the baby.

I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting 'holding up your end of a conversation.

One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath.

If you are very religious, and your religion teaches you that conception equals a baby, I don't know how I'm ever going to win you over to my side.

Hmm, that's not sexual harassment, baby. When I decide to get sexual, trust me, you'll know it. ~ Braden ~

I was married when I wasn't quite 14 and had four babies by the time I was 18.

I never knew where babies came from until it happened to me.

That's what they do to whatever I was - 19 or something. You're the baby hooker. You can ask any woman my age and we've all played baby hookers.

You know that we are lost when babies are addicted to drugs when they are born.

I used to think about how I was conceived quite a lot when I was about 10 or 11, but I don't think about it at all now that so many other babies have been born in the same way.

In every adult human there still lives a helpless child who is afraid of aloneness.... This would be so even if there were a possibility for perfect babies and perfect mothers.

The end of a thing, is never the end, something is always being born like a year of a baby.

I will take a short time out from being in Parliament when the baby is born but I'll still be doing my constituency work - just with another baby in tow.

TV is not a baby sitter.

I was 19 when I recorded my first album, and I've been exposed to many things during these last few years; all the baby fat is gone.

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me, cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free.

Babies are smart. They can tell the difference between a responsive face and a blank face, wiped clean of emotion.

This is what you get, Maura, for using your DNA to make a baby.

What do you eat?" "Baby bunnies." She narrowed her eyes, so I grinned and said, "Adult bunnies, too. I'm an equal-opportunity bunny-eater.

I deliver babies for a living. I have certainly delivered more than 150 children in my lifetime, yet I'm always puzzled when I hear that one of those children I delivered has autism.

I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president.

The happiest days are when babies come.

Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them.

Don't you know that you're blowing my mind? What you do to me I can't describe. Baby, I can't hold back anymore. I just can't conceal it. You're the one I really adore.

Love is insistent on its own continuation. Every fraction of a second, someone somewhere falls in love, a former enemy becomes a friend, and a newborn baby is born into the world.

With longer life spans and better health and education, many feel that giving birth to a baby a mere couple of decades after they themselves were in the cradle is a little premature.

Babies act out when they're hungry, cold, tired. They do this for survival.

I went from being Mario who? to Mario baby!

I have a little baby. She knows who I am. My friends know. My family knows.

I could still remember how having a two day old baby makes you feel faintly sorry for everyone else, stuck in their wan unmiraculous lives.

Because we are all poets or babies in the middle of the night, struggling with being.

Miss X has always been a ditherer -- she was a ten month baby and has not improved in any material way since then.

A mother can legitimately be said to 'have a baby' - but in a civilization such as ours, she can never claim to own a teenager.

A few months post-baby is not the easiest time to pull out your best yoga poses.

Even as a baby I quickly learned to crawl out of my crib. ... They'd put up barriers but I learned how to go over them.

The New Right: kiss the bankers and spank the babies.

When you realize that the baby's healthy and born, it's a release and you're so happy.

I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now

Be to her virtues very kind, Be to her faults a little blind.

Columbia students called me a baby killer, but remained silent for Ahmadinejad. I'm not sure if that was out of fear for the Iranian president or admiration.

I want babies too," he said huskily. "Daughters as beautiful as you are.

What is it about a baby bump that makes people feel it's okay to say things like, 'God! You are big!'

Stick to life, just like a baby sticking to a candy!

Flowers are like the sweet babies of the nature; they make us to smile.

That's it baby, if you've got it, flaunt it.

My initial career, really, as a baby, was as a singer.

I would love to have twins. I think there's something nice about having two babies, and they're there for each other their whole entire life.

Baby I'm a fool who thinks it's cool to fall in love