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My Baby Quotes: "From what I was able to hear," Dane said, "Tara dumped off a surprise baby with your mother, who's planning to sell it on eBay." "Social Services," I said. "She hasn't thought of eBay yet."

From what I was able to hear," Dane said, "Tara dumped off a surprise baby with your mother, who's planning to sell it on eBay." "Social Services," I said. "She hasn't thought of eBay yet.



My Baby Quotes: "I had a planned C-section and I cried the entire day before I had the baby."

I had a planned C-section and I cried the entire day before I had the baby.




My Baby Quotes: "I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting 'holding up your end of a conversation."

I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting 'holding up your end of a conversation.



My Baby Quotes: "One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath."

One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath.




My Baby Quotes: "If you are very religious, and your religion teaches you that conception equals a baby, I don't know how I'm ever going to win you over to my side."

If you are very religious, and your religion teaches you that conception equals a baby, I don't know how I'm ever going to win you over to my side.



My Baby Quotes: "Hmm, that's not sexual harassment, baby. When I decide to get sexual, trust me, you'll know it. ~ Braden ~"

Hmm, that's not sexual harassment, baby. When I decide to get sexual, trust me, you'll know it. ~ Braden ~



My Baby Quotes: "I was married when I wasn't quite 14 and had four babies by the time I was 18."

I was married when I wasn't quite 14 and had four babies by the time I was 18.




My Baby Quotes: "I never knew where babies came from until it happened to me."

I never knew where babies came from until it happened to me.



My Baby Quotes: "That's what they do to whatever I was - 19 or something. You're the baby hooker. You can ask any woman my age and we've all played baby hookers."

That's what they do to whatever I was - 19 or something. You're the baby hooker. You can ask any woman my age and we've all played baby hookers.



My Baby Quotes: "You know that we are lost when babies are addicted to drugs when they are born."

You know that we are lost when babies are addicted to drugs when they are born.



My Baby Quotes: "I used to think about how I was conceived quite a lot when I was about 10 or 11, but I don't think about it at all now that so many other babies have been born in the same way."

I used to think about how I was conceived quite a lot when I was about 10 or 11, but I don't think about it at all now that so many other babies have been born in the same way.



My Baby Quotes: "In every adult human there still lives a helpless child who is afraid of aloneness.... This would be so even if there were a possibility for perfect babies and perfect mothers."

In every adult human there still lives a helpless child who is afraid of aloneness.... This would be so even if there were a possibility for perfect babies and perfect mothers.




My Baby Quotes: "The end of a thing, is never the end, something is always being born like a year of a baby."

The end of a thing, is never the end, something is always being born like a year of a baby.



My Baby Quotes: "I will take a short time out from being in Parliament when the baby is born but I'll still be doing my constituency work - just with another baby in tow."

I will take a short time out from being in Parliament when the baby is born but I'll still be doing my constituency work - just with another baby in tow.



My Baby Quotes: "TV is not a baby sitter."

TV is not a baby sitter.



My Baby Quotes: "I was 19 when I recorded my first album, and I've been exposed to many things during these last few years; all the baby fat is gone."

I was 19 when I recorded my first album, and I've been exposed to many things during these last few years; all the baby fat is gone.



My Baby Quotes: "Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me, cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free."

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me, cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free.



My Baby Quotes: "Babies are smart. They can tell the difference between a responsive face and a blank face, wiped clean of emotion."

Babies are smart. They can tell the difference between a responsive face and a blank face, wiped clean of emotion.



My Baby Quotes: "This is what you get, Maura, for using your DNA to make a baby."

This is what you get, Maura, for using your DNA to make a baby.



My Baby Quotes: "What do you eat?" "Baby bunnies." She narrowed her eyes, so I grinned and said, "Adult bunnies, too. I'm an equal-opportunity bunny-eater."

What do you eat?" "Baby bunnies." She narrowed her eyes, so I grinned and said, "Adult bunnies, too. I'm an equal-opportunity bunny-eater.



My Baby Quotes: "I deliver babies for a living. I have certainly delivered more than 150 children in my lifetime, yet I'm always puzzled when I hear that one of those children I delivered has autism."

I deliver babies for a living. I have certainly delivered more than 150 children in my lifetime, yet I'm always puzzled when I hear that one of those children I delivered has autism.



My Baby Quotes: "I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president."

I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president.



My Baby Quotes: "The happiest days are when babies come."

The happiest days are when babies come.



My Baby Quotes: "Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them."

Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them.



My Baby Quotes: "Don't you know that you're blowing my mind? What you do to me I can't describe. Baby, I can't hold back anymore. I just can't conceal it. You're the one I really adore."

Don't you know that you're blowing my mind? What you do to me I can't describe. Baby, I can't hold back anymore. I just can't conceal it. You're the one I really adore.



My Baby Quotes: "Love is insistent on its own continuation. Every fraction of a second, someone somewhere falls in love, a former enemy becomes a friend, and a newborn baby is born into the world."

Love is insistent on its own continuation. Every fraction of a second, someone somewhere falls in love, a former enemy becomes a friend, and a newborn baby is born into the world.



My Baby Quotes: "With longer life spans and better health and education, many feel that giving birth to a baby a mere couple of decades after they themselves were in the cradle is a little premature."

With longer life spans and better health and education, many feel that giving birth to a baby a mere couple of decades after they themselves were in the cradle is a little premature.



My Baby Quotes: "Babies act out when they're hungry, cold, tired. They do this for survival."

Babies act out when they're hungry, cold, tired. They do this for survival.



My Baby Quotes: "I went from being Mario who? to Mario baby!"

I went from being Mario who? to Mario baby!



My Baby Quotes: "I have a little baby. She knows who I am. My friends know. My family knows."

I have a little baby. She knows who I am. My friends know. My family knows.



My Baby Quotes: "I could still remember how having a two day old baby makes you feel faintly sorry for everyone else, stuck in their wan unmiraculous lives."

I could still remember how having a two day old baby makes you feel faintly sorry for everyone else, stuck in their wan unmiraculous lives.



My Baby Quotes: "Because we are all poets or babies in the middle of the night, struggling with being."

Because we are all poets or babies in the middle of the night, struggling with being.



My Baby Quotes: "Miss X has always been a ditherer -- she was a ten month baby and has not improved in any material way since then."

Miss X has always been a ditherer -- she was a ten month baby and has not improved in any material way since then.



My Baby Quotes: "A mother can legitimately be said to 'have a baby' - but in a civilization such as ours, she can never claim to own a teenager."

A mother can legitimately be said to 'have a baby' - but in a civilization such as ours, she can never claim to own a teenager.



My Baby Quotes: "A few months post-baby is not the easiest time to pull out your best yoga poses."

A few months post-baby is not the easiest time to pull out your best yoga poses.



My Baby Quotes: "Even as a baby I quickly learned to crawl out of my crib. ... They'd put up barriers but I learned how to go over them."

Even as a baby I quickly learned to crawl out of my crib. ... They'd put up barriers but I learned how to go over them.



My Baby Quotes: "The New Right: kiss the bankers and spank the babies."

The New Right: kiss the bankers and spank the babies.



My Baby Quotes: "When you realize that the baby's healthy and born, it's a release and you're so happy."

When you realize that the baby's healthy and born, it's a release and you're so happy.



My Baby Quotes: "I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now"

I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now



My Baby Quotes: "Be to her virtues very kind, Be to her faults a little blind."

Be to her virtues very kind, Be to her faults a little blind.



My Baby Quotes: "Columbia students called me a baby killer, but remained silent for Ahmadinejad. I'm not sure if that was out of fear for the Iranian president or admiration."

Columbia students called me a baby killer, but remained silent for Ahmadinejad. I'm not sure if that was out of fear for the Iranian president or admiration.



My Baby Quotes: "I want babies too," he said huskily. "Daughters as beautiful as you are."

I want babies too," he said huskily. "Daughters as beautiful as you are.



My Baby Quotes: "What is it about a baby bump that makes people feel it's okay to say things like, 'God! You are big!'"

What is it about a baby bump that makes people feel it's okay to say things like, 'God! You are big!'



My Baby Quotes: "Stick to life, just like a baby sticking to a candy!"

Stick to life, just like a baby sticking to a candy!



My Baby Quotes: "Flowers are like the sweet babies of the nature; they make us to smile."

Flowers are like the sweet babies of the nature; they make us to smile.



My Baby Quotes: "That's it baby, if you've got it, flaunt it."

That's it baby, if you've got it, flaunt it.



My Baby Quotes: "My initial career, really, as a baby, was as a singer."

My initial career, really, as a baby, was as a singer.



My Baby Quotes: "I would love to have twins. I think there's something nice about having two babies, and they're there for each other their whole entire life."

I would love to have twins. I think there's something nice about having two babies, and they're there for each other their whole entire life.



My Baby Quotes: "Baby I'm a fool who thinks it's cool to fall in love"

Baby I'm a fool who thinks it's cool to fall in love