My Baby Quotes

There are few things that's forever, my lady. We can make war or make babies.

Babies need social interactions with loving adults who talk with them, listen to their babblings, name objects for them, and give them opportunities to explore their worlds.

Mother's milk, time-tested for millions of years, is the best nutrient for babies because it is nature's perfect food.

Children reinvent your world for you.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

Now I've heard the phrase 'there's no such thing as an ugly baby' but that is an ugly baby!

My birthday was Monday, now I finally get to go home and enjoy it with some Burger King. Here I come baby! Burger King! Burger King!

Why do so many black and Hispanic people vote for liberals who so energetically support the murder of black and Hispanic babies?

We haven't come a long way, we've come a short way. If we hadn't come a short way, no one would be calling us baby.

I love my babies so much that I could kiss them all day long..as a job. I could be a professional baby kisser. No joke.

Having a baby is painful in order to show how serious a thing life is.

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

There's nobody in the world that knows me better than my sister

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.

In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.

Ooh baby, baby, it's a wild world, it's hard just to get by upon a smile.

Being a father, well, I don't know if this is a change, but it makes me want to get out of here faster. Get off the clock. Just 'cause the baby is my reason for living, my reason for coming to work.

I've always had a special place in my heart for old women digging through garbage bins. They saved my life so many times as a baby.

I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.

Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.

A woman relinquishes her unfettered right to control her own body when her actions cause the conception of a baby

The joy in motherhood comes in moments. There will be hard times and frustrating times, but amid the challenges there are shining moments of joy and satisfaction.

I'm so lost without you. Feeling lonely, scared & cold. I'm so lost without you. Tell me baby, when are you coming home?

The only time he cries is if he’s hungry. We all have nipples. I don’t care who I offend; my baby wants to eat. If I can’t get a cover over me quick enough, so be it.

My mom was a photographer and whenever they needed a baby for a modelling job, she'd stick me in front of the camera. That's how it started.

The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain't spitting it out.

I have never known a woman who, after her baby was born, was not overjoyed that I had not killed it.

Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.

No unborn baby has ever had the right to choose or deny its own destruction.

We need the church as urgently as a starving baby needs his mother’s milk.

Babies are born with the instinct to speak, the way spiders are born with the instinct to spin webs. You don't need to train babies to speak; they just do. But reading is different.

And that phrase - 'sleeping like a baby.' Some blonde said it blithely on the subway the other day. I wanted to lie down next to her and scream for five hours in her ear.

Birth is not only about making babies. Birth is about making mothers.

What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.

To everyone who says this is wrong to feel like this say, 'I was born this way baby.

One thing you can't do with babies, you can't give them steak.

Walk that walk and go forward all the time. Don't just talk that talk, walk it and go forward. Also, the walk didn't have to be long strides; baby steps counted too. Go forward.

There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.

I didn't think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby. The volume gets turned up on life. I never knew I could be this happy, and that's the truth.

In any society, the way a woman gives birth and the kind of care given to her and the baby points as sharply as an arrowhead to the key values of the culture.

Do not teach your children never to be angry; teach them how to be angry.

Baby, black promoters oppressed me before white promoters ever got hold of me. Don't talk skin to me.

Full moons, skunk weed all up in the room; You got the munchies, baby? Ice cold milk and Lorna Doones.

Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.

The biggest man you're ever going to see was once a baby.

"I call them april babies cause they fools"

Only in Paris do couture workers, from seamstress to mannequin, worship a dress and treat it like a baby.